Woman’s Love Handles Stop Bullet, Save Her Life

Associated Press ^ | Feb. 23, 2010

[Free ThinkerNY]

Atlantic City, N.J. (AP) - A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar.

Samantha Lynn Frazier said she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday.

The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.

[Mikey_1962]

Thank God for love handles!

[James C. Bennett]

If she didn’t have the “love handles” in the first place, it might have missed her, entirely.

[JennysCool]

This woman is, er, all handles.

I think the reporter was being kind.

[SaraJohnson]

Thats a whole lota love right there.

[Doogle]

"dayum...another reason to invest in "curb feelers"

[maggief]

Get a grip. That’s more than a handle!

:)

[savedbygrace]

I think the reporter was being kind.

I think the reporter was trying to keep from getting the crap beat out of him.

[Titan Magroyne]

Whole Lotta Love (Handles) ping

[savedbygrace]

Love the first comment to the article at the link, from 3leggedmonkey:

“No offense to the lady, but judging from the photo, that fellow needed more gun.”

[Mikey_1962]

This woman is, er, all handles.

To quote Howlin' Wolf: She's built for comfort, not for speed.

[Sunshine Sister]

I think you might be right! LOL LOL

[maggief]

I saw a comment at another link, “How many bullets does she plan to stop?”

:P

[Joe 6-pack]

Those aren’t love handles, those are tow pintles.

[GotMojo]

There’s a better, more descriptive name than Love Handles.......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top

[savedbygrace]

LOL

[RichInOC]

Baby got back, front and sides.

[TigersEye]

She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

MO Zombie say; "None 'o my 0bie's stash fo you!"

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Fat, natures reactive armor.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Here she is.