[Mikey_1962]

Thank God for love handles!

[James C. Bennett]

If she didn’t have the “love handles” in the first place, it might have missed her, entirely.

[Titan Magroyne]

Whole Lotta Love (Handles) ping

[savedbygrace]

Love the first comment to the article at the link, from 3leggedmonkey:

“No offense to the lady, but judging from the photo, that fellow needed more gun.”

[GotMojo]

There’s a better, more descriptive name than Love Handles.......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top

[TigersEye]

She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."

MO Zombie say; "None 'o my 0bie's stash fo you!"

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

Fat, natures reactive armor.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Here she is.

[celtic gal]

Well if fat like this will stop a bullet maybe we should send this kind of fat person to war said my DH this morning after I read this story to him.

[ArrogantBustard]

I shoot the hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten ‘em.

-Hilaire Belloc