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Yikes! That's a nasty suprise.....(She's a MAN..MAN).......
1 posted on 02/10/2010 9:58:54 AM PST by jakerobins
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Doncha just hate it when that happens!


2 posted on 02/10/2010 10:00:17 AM PST by Ben Mugged (Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
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"Local media reported that after the marriage contract was signed, the man tried to give his new wife a smooch only to find she had facial hair."
Well that was 'UNEXPECTED'!
3 posted on 02/10/2010 10:00:37 AM PST by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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Caveat Emptor!!! LOL


4 posted on 02/10/2010 10:01:26 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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Was it the beard or the cross-eyes he had problems with?


5 posted on 02/10/2010 10:01:34 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Oopsie!)
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D’OH!!


6 posted on 02/10/2010 10:02:28 AM PST by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
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John Kerry had a sex-change operation? I didn’t know that.


7 posted on 02/10/2010 10:02:43 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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I wonder if there were any other “surprises” on the wedding night?


8 posted on 02/10/2010 10:02:43 AM PST by thethirddegree
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So the bride was NOT a 9-year girl?


9 posted on 02/10/2010 10:02:50 AM PST by max americana
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This thread is worthless with pictures.


10 posted on 02/10/2010 10:03:30 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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No man, even an arab or muslim, wants a wife with a better beard than his own.


11 posted on 02/10/2010 10:03:58 AM PST by Iron Munro (God is great, Beer is good, People are crazy)
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He's lucky he stopped at the beard. How do you say "The Crying Game" in Arabic?
12 posted on 02/10/2010 10:04:18 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Special SOTU tagline: YOU LIE!)
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speaking of...


13 posted on 02/10/2010 10:04:20 AM PST by MichaelAsher54
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Too funny, no way this could be made up.


14 posted on 02/10/2010 10:04:48 AM PST by TYVets (Let's Roll!!! The leadership of the GOP has no spine and no guts, but we conservatives do)
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Problem solved.

15 posted on 02/10/2010 10:04:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Oopsie!)
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Was her name Osamaniqua?


16 posted on 02/10/2010 10:05:06 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Jim Carrey shows us just how to react in such surprises.

Einehorn is a man

19 posted on 02/10/2010 10:06:06 AM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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As Gomer would say;

Surpise! Surprise! Surprise!

20 posted on 02/10/2010 10:06:34 AM PST by TexasCajun
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so he prefers his goat clean shaven? He should be used to the weird eyes.


21 posted on 02/10/2010 10:06:57 AM PST by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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Now you know why they insist on putting their women in burkas.


22 posted on 02/10/2010 10:09:32 AM PST by Retired COB (Still mad about Campaign Finance Reform)
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AN Arab ambassador has annulled his marriage after discovering his veiled wife-to-be had a BEARD and was cross-eyed.


25 posted on 02/10/2010 10:13:21 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("like it or not, we have to have a financial system that is healthy and functioning" Obama 2/4/2010)
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