To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...
Okay honey....there, it's done! Can I go now?2 posted on
02/09/2010 9:38:04 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is just putting on its shoes.)
To: Lucky9teen
Me worried about what Iran is going to do this week? No way. I’m more worried about fat kids.
3 posted on
02/09/2010 9:38:08 AM PST by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Lucky9teen
FLOTUS llooks like she got that sweater at a yard sale.
4 posted on
02/09/2010 9:39:25 AM PST by
tgusa
(Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger ....)
To: Lucky9teen
Hey, hey, hey... If I recall correctly, Fat Albert (not Gore, the other guy) lived a very happy and productive life.
6 posted on
02/09/2010 9:42:26 AM PST by
Made In The USA
(Home Depot should begin stocking up on pitchforks and torches.)
To: Lucky9teen
Where's the new logo? What's the new motto?
"Blow, Don't Grow."
"Let's Move to Lose Weight!"
9 posted on
02/09/2010 9:44:20 AM PST by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
To: Lucky9teen
“And,uh,uh,uh,today I am going to uhhh, make Michelle the “Fat-Ass Czar”...wait,wait, I mean the “Be-Donk-a-Donk Queen”,err...oh,nevermind.”
10 posted on
02/09/2010 9:45:22 AM PST by
gigster
To: Lucky9teen
I'm President Barack Obama and just look at the size of the ponderous, elephantine Gargantua there behind me. This kind of thing has got to stop.
11 posted on
02/09/2010 9:45:33 AM PST by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: Lucky9teen; windcliff
First Wookie needs a Fashion Task Force! Looks like she’s wearing one of her daughters sweaters.
14 posted on
02/09/2010 9:46:02 AM PST by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: Lucky9teen
APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!
Michelle is the best ventriloquist I have ever seen. She can make that dummy seem like a real person.
16 posted on
02/09/2010 9:46:19 AM PST by
Spunky
(You are free to make choices, but not free from the consequences)
To: Lucky9teen
Zero is just fixated on inconsequential issues!
Obama, The Mayor of Smalltown, USA.
*Because that’s all he’s fit to do.
17 posted on
02/09/2010 9:47:09 AM PST by
OpusatFR
To: Lucky9teen
Who/whom shot those photos, somebody need to work on their color correction ability
18 posted on
02/09/2010 9:47:10 AM PST by
sticker
To: Lucky9teen
Michelle breaks wind.
To: Lucky9teen
Lying guy and stink eye.
20 posted on
02/09/2010 9:48:39 AM PST by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
Barry! ...You & the kids are screwed!!
To: Lucky9teen
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce I have just signed legislation making freedom in America illegal. The arrests being in 5 minutes.
23 posted on
02/09/2010 9:53:09 AM PST by
Nateman
(If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
To: Lucky9teen
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These evil SOBs really believe that government is supposed to be in charge of everything!
To: Lucky9teen; shibumi
"If they take my Twinkies away, I'll take down this
Task Force like a fat kid on a seesaw."28 posted on
02/09/2010 10:05:17 AM PST by
Semper Mark
(Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
To: Lucky9teen
“Parents, don’t let your kids get fat”
there ya go.... that should be worth a few million.
34 posted on
02/09/2010 10:32:34 AM PST by
envisio
(Need tires? See my profile.)
To: Lucky9teen
He needs to start with his wifes big @$$.
36 posted on
02/09/2010 11:13:01 AM PST by
beckysueb
(Scott Brown is a start. Lets keep it going.)
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