Posted on 01/14/2010 4:21:13 AM PST by JoeProBono
DENVER , Jan. 13 (UPI) -- A Colorado man adulterated labels on bottles of Gatorade with photos of admitted adulterer Tiger Woods and his wife, federal authorities alleged Wednesday.
The bottles, which were found on shelves of stores in Erie, Boulder, Longmont, and Broomfield, carried labels with images of the world's top golfer and his wife Elin Nordegren with the word "Unfaithful," officials said.
Jason Eric Kay, 38, of Longmont was charged with misbranding and altering food labels with intent to seriously harm a person's business, the U.S. Attorney's Office and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration said in a release. He was to be held overnight and appear in U.S. District Court in Denver Thursday.
If convicted, Kay could face up to five years in prison and up to $450,000 in fines.
The Denver Post reported an FDA affidavit said Kay sent an e-mail to PesiCo, bottlers of Gatorade, offering the scandal-oriented labeling as a marketing campaign.
"It is good for Gatorade and it is good for art," the e-mail reportedly said.
Kay allegedly indicated to FDA agent Daniel Burke he changed the labels on 67 1-quart bottles of tropical-mango flavored Gatorade and considered it "pop art." The agent said Kay felt the fidelity issue was a private matter for Woods and his wife, and "he said he felt the company should be happy because he was providing them with positive press."
Burke said Kay told him, "I didn't think this was a big deal."
“G” is for “Girls,” apparently.
WTF?
If it’s too cold to play golf, play the new Tiger Woods computer golf game.
http://www.atom.com/fun_games/tiger_woods_defense/?xrs=eml_121709
Hilarious!
Great, now i’ll be playing this game all day long. LOL.
I love the quips after hitting the ho’s like “HO DOWN”!
I don’t know art, but I know what I like. And I like a picture of a man eating delicious pancakes off the head of a dead tiger.
LOL.
You know you suck for posting the site. I’m addicted already. So will many other Freepers.
Just got to nail the Ho walking through the corridor. Tough shot.
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but here’s VLADIMIR PUTIN and a kitty with a pancake on its head?
>”I love the quips after hitting the ho’s like “HO DOWN”!”
Awesome! Hey, did I tell you I got a “Ho in One”?
;)
>>Just got to nail the Ho walking through the corridor.<<
When she gets about one step into the picture, aim at the right of the first arch.
“Head shot!!”
Pwned!!
Will take the advice coach. Got a couple of “Head Shots” and “Pwned”. “That ought to shut her up” is pretty funny too.
Again, you suck for posting this addictive game!
Let you know how that advice turns out.
And yet the Obama Homeland Security Department ignores terrorists with their drawers full of explosives.
You get the “ Nailed it, not her the ball” and “Not today TMZ”?
Missed her again in the corridor.
My last time playing.
One of my golf buddies sent this link to his house and played over half a day. His wife tried to get him into bed and he finally got a 19, before quitting for sex.
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