ZOT! BIPOLAR, BUT SINGLE-HEARTED

Fascinating Authors ^ | January 11, 2010 | Richard Jarzynka

[YaZhynka]

In the spring of 1998, I publicly revealed that the orgasm is not the crowning achievement of my life.

Having been bombarded for months with the “spin” regarding Bill Clinton’s most infamous national sex scandal, I felt compelled to make my own statement. I was sickened by the excuses. “It was just a lie about sex.” “Everybody cheats.” “Boys will be boys.” “That depends on what the definition of the word ‘is’ is.” And my favorite; “If I were Clinton, I’d have done it, too.” To which I quickly responded, “And I wouldn’t want you to be President, either.”

I finally had enough. In a bipolar moment of manic grace, I wrote the following letter which was printed in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

[YaZhynka]

I failed to hit “excerpt” when I made this post. To read the entire chapter click on “fascinating authors” or go to www.fascinatingauthors.com/blog/favorite-chapter-richard-jarzynka-blessed-with-bipolar/

[GunRunner]

That's an awful lot to spill out about yourself on the Internet. Be ready to discuss it with any future lady friends, as they'll find it when they're checking out your background (yes, they all do it).

One of my friends used to say, with respect to talking with women, "Less history, more mystery."

[Tijeras_Slim]

I can’t do this one justice, so I’m calling in the pro.

[Doogle]

..."Hey Harvey,their talking about us again"

..."...no their not Todd ,is the latte ready?

[capt. norm]

In the spring of 1998, I publicly revealed that the orgasm is not the crowning achievement of my life.

Well as long as your hand enjoyed it, don't worry about it.

[woofie]

Your orgasms are bi polar? Do they know that?

[dynachrome]

from the title, it looks like a job for the Viking Kitties!

[dynachrome]

Looks tri-polar to me.

[Enosh]

Is it me or does the sodium valproate molecule look like a hungry frog about to eat your brain?

Pic

[Godzilla]

In a bipolar moment of manic grace,

[darkwing104]

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.

[reaganaut]

IATZ. Wow, after only a few posts. That is impressive.

[Allegra]

I hate it when I get dressed on a dark winter's morning only to discover later that I have put on a black sock and a navy blue sock.

Then my feet don't match and it screws up my whole day.

[paulycy]

There are things I'd prefer doing rather than read about your life.

[Clinging Bitterly]

That is so precious.

[Biggirl]

What a WASTE of FR space!

[BipolarBob]

HOW COME I’M GETTING ALL THESE PINGS? WHO’S CALLING? WHAT’S GOING ON? WHY ARE MY CAPLOCKS ON?

[darkwing104]

[dynachrome]

Here's a "bang" you weren't expecting!

buh-bye.