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Lotto vultures resort to bird-brained scheme [Smoking vulture brains!]
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| 12/28/09
Posted on 12/28/2009 1:03:16 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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Celebrate diversity.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
If they want vultures, let's send them Reid and Pelosi.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:05:05 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:06:21 AM PST
by
Berlin_Freeper
(They didn't like " Merry Christmas"... well then - Happy New Year of our Lord 2010!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Vultures? Bird-brained scheme? I thought they were talking about Congress and the “health” bill.
To: Slings and Arrows
The entire bird could go for 2,000 rand ($299). It seems to me that they will have to roll quite a big spliff to smoke the entire bird.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:10:09 AM PST
by
Stoat
(Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:14:16 AM PST
by
Stoat
(Sarah Palin 2012: A Strong America Through Unapologetic Conservatism)
To: Slings and Arrows
"vulture brains, vulture brains, get your tutsie frutsie vulture brains"
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:15:56 AM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Slings and Arrows
A dead vulture is displayed outside a traditional healer's shop at the Farady market in Johannesburg
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:20:09 AM PST
by
Daffynition
(What's all this about hellfire and Dalmatians?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Holy Cow. Don't tell them a bullet in the brain cures all illness.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:20:38 AM PST
by
MaxMax
(Obamao can't play in the Olympic reindeer games)
To: MaxMax
It does, but the side-effects are a real b****.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:24:14 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Stoat
I wondered the same thing about smoked turkey.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:25:32 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Doogle
This is FR - no Marxists allowed.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:27:42 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
To: Slings and Arrows
Add some computer models, a few hundred-billion in grants, and a “consensus” of tenured mountebanks, and “Cathartidae Neurological Forecasting” becomes a widely-believed fact that only a Flat-Earther would deny.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:30:19 AM PST
by
Anti-Utopian
("Come, let's away to prison; We two alone will sing like birds I' th' cage." -King Lear [V,iii,6-8])
To: Slings and Arrows
We should tell them about liberal brains to get them to come hunt all our liberals to extinction.
But then, they'd figure out, after cutting into the first one, that liberals don't have brains...
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:32:18 AM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well my first thought, this explains a lot regarding the picture Obama is found of while smoking a joint; then I realized this is more than an explanation to life, the clown universe and everything. I see an emerging market, they want vultures well then the smartest people on earth with the correct genetic variance and the right way of doing everything should have vultures in every hut and pot; we can finally give peace a chance
who knew.
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posted on
12/28/2009 1:49:02 AM PST
by
ntmxx
(I am not so sure about this misdirection!)
To: Berlin_Freeper
Howza ‘bout dem pigeons brains for a glimpse into da future?
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posted on
12/28/2009 2:35:42 AM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is how Harry and Nancy are so sure that their MengeleCare won’t hurt their party’s re-election prospects in the fall: they’re smoking vulture brains.
But doesn’t that make them cannibals?
To: ntmxx
“We make the brain dry and mix it with mud and you smoke it like a cigarette or a stick. Then the vision comes,” he said.”
And we were wondering how the Democrats came up with their healthcare bill. ;-)
To: Slings and Arrows
Darn, those buzzard brains are cheap. A dismembered human albino’s body can be had for around $75,000 in the Black Messiah’s homeland of Kenya. ;0)
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posted on
12/28/2009 4:48:20 AM PST
by
seemoAR
(If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, dazzle them with bull.)
To: seemoAR
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posted on
12/28/2009 5:02:10 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("The solution to every ill is a cat." --TheOldLady)
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