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Obama Destroys Deathstar. Saves Endor

Posted on 10/09/2009 12:02:51 PM PDT by GonzoGOP

Long Long ago in a galaxy far away....
Barak Obama using his Jedi powers to destroy the Deathstar and save the planet Endor from the clutches of the evil Darth Limbaugh. Ewoks and SEIU members were seen to be dancing in the forest in celebration of the tremendous victory over the forces of the Right Side. In gratitude for his achievement Obama was given a big gold medal by leaders of the ACORN alliance. Michele Obama, who flew co-pilot did not receive an award because the alliance "Doesn't give medals to Wookies".


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1 posted on 10/09/2009 12:02:51 PM PDT by GonzoGOP
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To: GonzoGOP
Obama Destroys Deathstar. Saves Endor

Well, only saves it for a little while.

Endor holocaust

What happens when you detonate a spherical metal honeycomb over five hundred miles wide just above the atmosphere of a habitable world? Regardless of specifics, the world won't remain habitable for long.

2 posted on 10/09/2009 12:08:50 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Soon everyone will win a Nobel Peace Prize for not being George Bush...well, except for George Bush.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Now that does not make sense.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 12:09:40 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: KarlInOhio
Regardless of specifics, the world won't remain habitable for long.

You underestimate the power of the force. Obama just willed the debris away. The power to destroy a planet pales in comparison to the power of an ACORN Knight.
4 posted on 10/09/2009 12:14:28 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world, and they are all out to get me.)
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