Obama Joke of the Day (Gotta love those good ole boys from Texas!) :-)

[humble and shy]

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well Sir," t he cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Wait a minute, are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of thi s country to call their President a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

[the long march]

Now that’s funny

[Sister_T]

ROFL! Good one!

[GloriaJane]

LOL! That’s a winner!

[ninergold3]

Smart little critters those flies are! :D

[verity]

Ping.

[JohnQ1]

Thank you too much!

[Mac from Cleveland]

Making “them flies” smarter than 53% of American voters.

[llevrok]

Gotta love the humor of Texas, right there.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Circle flies around a post turtle.

[longtermmemmory]

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Liberty Valance]

HA!

[grey_whiskers]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a winner!

...which must explain the rate at which he is deciding what to do in Afghanistan.

Cheers!

[jimt]

Thanks !

[ballplayer]

Dont Mess with TEXAS!

[Squantos]

Sweet !!

Obama is such a piece’o crap !!!!

[ansel12]

That was good!

[CitizenM]

I had forgotten that post turtle joke. Here's a reminder:

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, who‘s hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to talk about President Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there in the first place.

[smokingfrog]

My dad just sent me this joke in an email.
Pretty funny.