The 14 U.S. Cities with the worst teeth

Dental Heroes ^ | 8/23/09 | Corey Kemp

[Signalman]

1. Biloxi, Miss.
2. Huntington, W.Va.
3. Mobile, Ala.
4. Tulsa, Okla.
5. Baton Rouge, La.
6. Bristol, Tenn.
7. Greensboro, N.C.
8. Houston, Texas
9. Atlanta, Ga.
10. Las Vegas, Nev.
11. Miami, Fla.
12. St. Louis, Mo.
13. Little Rock, Ark.
14. Albuquerque, N.M.

[Signalman]

Which reminds me of an old joke.

Q. Why is it called a "toothbrush", and not a "teethbrush".
A. Because it was invented in W. Virginia.

[US Navy Vet]

Who the &^$)&* cares?!

[Signalman]

Who the &^$)&* cares?!

The ADA?

[aquila48]

This definitely calls for some pictures...

[ElayneJ]

All in the southern US I see. We have superb teeth up here in Michigan. :)

[dead]

Banjos cause tooth decay.

[Saundra Duffy]

Finally! Fresno is not on an “s” list!

[Jubal Madison]

Here is another old one.

Q. What do you have when you put 35 people from Arkansas in a room?
A. A full set of teeth.

I was a little disappointed we weren’t in the top 5. Arkansas is always near the dad GUM bottom. All that dental neglect for nothing.

[Buck W.]

How does one measure “bad teeth”?

[Vasilli22]

[RexBeach]

With a very small ruler. Like Napoleon.

[atc23]

NASCAR Nation ;-)

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Well stated.

[angcat]

Add Hazleton PA

[JoSixChip]

Oh this is just plain racism. I’ll not participate.

[ExpatGator]

The author has obviously never been to Maine.

[Southern Partisan]

ElayneJ: Check your map, FRiend. Nevada and New Mexico aren’t Southern.

[andy58-in-nh]

That was truly funny.

[equalitybeforethelaw]

Dude, I just ate. C’mon, that is hideous.

[ReneeLynn]

Actually, one of the best dental hygiene schools in the country is in West Virginia. My sister and I attended there. Now, getting people to come in and get their teeth cleaned...