Which reminds me of an old joke.
Q. Why is it called a "toothbrush", and not a "teethbrush".
A. Because it was invented in W. Virginia.
1 posted on
09/24/2009 12:06:33 PM PDT by
Signalman
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To: Bobkk47
To: Bobkk47
This definitely calls for some pictures...
4 posted on
09/24/2009 12:09:10 PM PDT by
aquila48
To: Bobkk47
All in the southern US I see. We have superb teeth up here in Michigan. :)
5 posted on
09/24/2009 12:09:28 PM PDT by
ElayneJ
To: Bobkk47
Banjos cause tooth decay.
6 posted on
09/24/2009 12:09:34 PM PDT by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Bobkk47
Finally! Fresno is not on an “s” list!
7 posted on
09/24/2009 12:13:21 PM PDT by
Saundra Duffy
(For victory & freedom!!!)
To: Bobkk47
Here is another old one.
Q. What do you have when you put 35 people from Arkansas in a room?
A. A full set of teeth.
I was a little disappointed we weren’t in the top 5. Arkansas is always near the dad GUM bottom. All that dental neglect for nothing.
8 posted on
09/24/2009 12:14:11 PM PDT by
Jubal Madison
(Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Bobkk47
How does one measure “bad teeth”?
9 posted on
09/24/2009 12:14:20 PM PDT by
Buck W.
(The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
To: Bobkk47
12 posted on
09/24/2009 12:18:16 PM PDT by
atc23
To: Bobkk47
Add Hazleton PA
14 posted on
09/24/2009 12:18:54 PM PDT by
angcat
("I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee.")
To: Bobkk47
Oh this is just plain racism. I’ll not participate.
15 posted on
09/24/2009 12:19:31 PM PDT by
JoSixChip
(The only thing broken in this country is the government.)
To: Bobkk47
The author has obviously never been to Maine.
16 posted on
09/24/2009 12:20:28 PM PDT by
ExpatGator
(Extending logic since 1961.)
To: Bobkk47
Actually, one of the best dental hygiene schools in the country is in West Virginia. My sister and I attended there. Now, getting people to come in and get their teeth cleaned...
20 posted on
09/24/2009 12:23:19 PM PDT by
ReneeLynn
(Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black.)
To: Bobkk47
Leave healthcare alone. We need dental care.
29 posted on
09/24/2009 12:29:41 PM PDT by
pallis
To: Bobkk47
Why did they stop at #14?
Which city was #15?
34 posted on
09/24/2009 12:37:36 PM PDT by
Roccus
(My anger is manufactured.......................................in the WHITE HOUSE and CONGRESS!!)
To: Bobkk47
And WHY would these Cities be the worst for Bad Teeth? Any Ideas?
35 posted on
09/24/2009 12:52:25 PM PDT by
sr4402
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36 posted on
09/24/2009 12:54:05 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
(Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
To: Bobkk47
I liked Ricky Gervais in “Ghost Town” playing a dentist when he says to a patient leaving the room “Okay, only floss the ones you want to keep”
51 posted on
09/24/2009 1:44:53 PM PDT by
Citizen Soldier
(Just got up from Bedroomshire)
To: Bobkk47
What state has the most illegal immigrants that pays for their dental care?
Can it be California?
To: Bobkk47
"The 14 U.S. Cities with the worst teeth"
Or "How's that Globalism Working for You?"
57 posted on
09/24/2009 2:07:04 PM PDT by
familyop
(cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote)
To: Bobkk47
Common pick-up line in Biloxi, Miss:
"Hey babe, nice tooth".
64 posted on
09/24/2009 2:10:33 PM PDT by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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