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Which reminds me of an old joke.

Q. Why is it called a "toothbrush", and not a "teethbrush".
A. Because it was invented in W. Virginia.

1 posted on 09/24/2009 12:06:33 PM PDT by Signalman
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Who the &^$)&* cares?!


2 posted on 09/24/2009 12:07:36 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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This definitely calls for some pictures...


4 posted on 09/24/2009 12:09:10 PM PDT by aquila48
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All in the southern US I see. We have superb teeth up here in Michigan. :)


5 posted on 09/24/2009 12:09:28 PM PDT by ElayneJ
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Banjos cause tooth decay.


6 posted on 09/24/2009 12:09:34 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Finally! Fresno is not on an “s” list!


7 posted on 09/24/2009 12:13:21 PM PDT by Saundra Duffy (For victory & freedom!!!)
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Here is another old one.

Q. What do you have when you put 35 people from Arkansas in a room?
A. A full set of teeth.

I was a little disappointed we weren’t in the top 5. Arkansas is always near the dad GUM bottom. All that dental neglect for nothing.


8 posted on 09/24/2009 12:14:11 PM PDT by Jubal Madison (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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How does one measure “bad teeth”?


9 posted on 09/24/2009 12:14:20 PM PDT by Buck W. (The President of the United States IS named Schickelgruber...)
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NASCAR Nation ;-)


12 posted on 09/24/2009 12:18:16 PM PDT by atc23
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Add Hazleton PA
14 posted on 09/24/2009 12:18:54 PM PDT by angcat ("I want to thank the Good Lord for making me a Yankee.")
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Oh this is just plain racism. I’ll not participate.


15 posted on 09/24/2009 12:19:31 PM PDT by JoSixChip (The only thing broken in this country is the government.)
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The author has obviously never been to Maine.


16 posted on 09/24/2009 12:20:28 PM PDT by ExpatGator (Extending logic since 1961.)
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Actually, one of the best dental hygiene schools in the country is in West Virginia. My sister and I attended there. Now, getting people to come in and get their teeth cleaned...


20 posted on 09/24/2009 12:23:19 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it*s the new black.)
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Leave healthcare alone. We need dental care.


29 posted on 09/24/2009 12:29:41 PM PDT by pallis
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Why did they stop at #14?

Which city was #15?


34 posted on 09/24/2009 12:37:36 PM PDT by Roccus (My anger is manufactured.......................................in the WHITE HOUSE and CONGRESS!!)
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And WHY would these Cities be the worst for Bad Teeth? Any Ideas?


35 posted on 09/24/2009 12:52:25 PM PDT by sr4402
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36 posted on 09/24/2009 12:54:05 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby (Truth is called hate by those who hate the truth.)
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I liked Ricky Gervais in “Ghost Town” playing a dentist when he says to a patient leaving the room “Okay, only floss the ones you want to keep”


51 posted on 09/24/2009 1:44:53 PM PDT by Citizen Soldier (Just got up from Bedroomshire)
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What state has the most illegal immigrants that pays for their dental care?

Can it be California?


52 posted on 09/24/2009 1:56:30 PM PDT by bushpilot1
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"The 14 U.S. Cities with the worst teeth"

Or "How's that Globalism Working for You?"


57 posted on 09/24/2009 2:07:04 PM PDT by familyop (cbt. engr. (cbt), NG, '89-' 96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote)
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Common pick-up line in Biloxi, Miss:

"Hey babe, nice tooth".

64 posted on 09/24/2009 2:10:33 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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