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1 posted on 05/04/2009 12:19:36 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Glad to know this: now I can get some sleep.


2 posted on 05/04/2009 12:22:15 AM PDT by period end of story (Give me a firm spot, and I will move the world.)
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To: JoeProBono

I didn’t notice that there was an text at the top.


3 posted on 05/04/2009 12:22:24 AM PDT by SolidWood (Palin: "We do not want to becomes slaves of Washington.")
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To: JoeProBono

Selma’s a fruitcake! Babies tend to do that sort of behavior all the time. My twins’ favorite thing to do when they were littler was to stare up at ceiling fans and coo and oooh! and aahhhhh!! and you could have sworn they were talking to someone unseen—we always joked they were having conversations with their guardian angels! :-)

But Selma?? Step...away...from...the...Ghosthunters...channel...girl!!!


4 posted on 05/04/2009 12:22:58 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: JoeProBono; windcliff
Who ya going to call? GhostBUSTers.
5 posted on 05/04/2009 12:26:53 AM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: JoeProBono

She saw the ghost of your career.


8 posted on 05/04/2009 12:29:50 AM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: JoeProBono
Ahhh, so that is what they are called now ...mommie's 'ghosts'
9 posted on 05/04/2009 12:30:08 AM PDT by Fred (Proud Member of the Obama Enemies List)
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11 posted on 05/04/2009 12:31:07 AM PDT by randomhero97 ("First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow!" - Ash)
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To: JoeProBono

Wow. Selma looks like she’d be a good mom.

Ghosts? Why would a person say something like that in public? I mean, the kid’s cute, and my kids did that sort of thing all the time, but they’re just kids. I’m surprised an adult would buy into an infantile fantasy, and spew it on national TV.

Well, maybe not too surprised, given the audience.


12 posted on 05/04/2009 12:31:45 AM PDT by Habibi ("We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words........)
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To: JoeProBono

I only read the articles.

wow....


14 posted on 05/04/2009 12:32:24 AM PDT by Gator113 (Temporally out of order.....)
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To: JoeProBono

Salma is a few beers short of a 6pack, but hopefully, she’s a good mother to her child.


18 posted on 05/04/2009 1:13:47 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (Trust unto God and He shall direct your path)
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To: JoeProBono

Salma is too hot for words, but somebody still ought to try to explain to her the meaning of the English word ‘imagination’. I volunteer...


19 posted on 05/04/2009 1:31:20 AM PDT by snarks_when_bored
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To: JoeProBono

I’d marry her!


20 posted on 05/04/2009 2:40:08 AM PDT by valkyry1
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To: JoeProBono
she's going, 'No no no no, au revoir,' which means goodbye in French.

She needs a full time script writer because her in her own words -- she sounds kind stupid.

25 posted on 05/04/2009 7:36:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (It's all about LIBERTY.)
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To: JoeProBono
So, in the Shining, the little kid said Redrum all the time, which is murder said backwrds.

Does Selma's baby repeatedly say boob, backwards?

26 posted on 05/04/2009 9:42:58 AM PDT by llevrok (A feral conservative in my own land.)
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To: JoeProBono

“And here they are, Selma Hayek!”


27 posted on 05/04/2009 10:47:14 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/____________________ Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: JoeProBono

“Valentina,” by Prince

Hey valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin’
After you down the hall
B4 you came on2 the scene it was a hollywood mess
Ur mama was a movie queen
She was one of the best

Every boy had the hots 4 her,
Around the world even girls adored her
Mexican bombshell
Come 2 conquer the west

Hey valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call
When she get tired of runnin’
After you down the hall
And she’s all worn out
From those late night feedings
And she ready 4 another
Rock ‘n roll meeting
Oh valentina tell ur mama
She should give me a call

Ur uncle sam used 2 hold it down
Every day

Watch the bootyguards
Scarecrow the buzzards away
Like an aeroplane the time flies over
So many guys they couldn’t get
Ur sweet little mama 2 stay

Curvier than
A fender stratocaster guitar...
Reality bender... from no greencard
2 superstar

Broken up slang even when
The king of hollywood ain’t that tall
Sho as betty’s ugly
Ur mama’s bigger than ‘em all
Hey valentina

Tell ur mama she should call up mia
In advance

If penelope wants 2 cruz
There ain’t no way that we ain’t gon dance
Tell ur mama should should give me a call
That’s all


28 posted on 05/10/2009 8:22:45 PM PDT by MikeD (We live in a world where babies are like velveteen rabbits that only become real if they are loved.)
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