To: Liberty Valance
2 posted on
04/12/2009 10:28:13 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: Liberty Valance
4 posted on
04/12/2009 10:31:59 PM PDT by
prismsinc
(A.K.A. "The Terminator"!)
To: Liberty Valance
5 posted on
04/12/2009 10:42:27 PM PDT by
smokingfrog
(The man who killed Baby Beluga.)
To: Liberty Valance
Get ready, everybody
NYC will probably be one of the first to implement Martial Law.
6 posted on
04/12/2009 10:42:48 PM PDT by
wastedyears
(April 21st, 2009 - International Iron Maiden Day)
To: Liberty Valance
The census is all about reporting significant population increases in Democrat areas, and vice versa for Republican.
7 posted on
04/12/2009 10:47:39 PM PDT by
libh8er
To: Liberty Valance
To: Liberty Valance
If it’s an ACORN member, can I tell them that I live in Barsoom, Mars?
9 posted on
04/12/2009 10:58:27 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Barack Obama: in your guts, you know he's nuts!)
To: Liberty Valance
10 posted on
04/12/2009 11:06:21 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: Liberty Valance
If they don’t give me free tickets to something, I’m not participating. I haven’t got any free stuff from this “hope and change” gig yet and I’m pissed.
11 posted on
04/12/2009 11:10:38 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(So Orwell was off by 25 years! So what!)
To: Liberty Valance
I’m gonna bait the gators up to the driveway!
12 posted on
04/12/2009 11:22:16 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: Liberty Valance
“Hi, I’m from the Census Bureau. I’d like to ask you some questions.”
“I don’t want to answer them.”
*SLAM*
13 posted on
04/12/2009 11:28:43 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Can't get enough of my snarking? http://twitter.com/slingsandarrows)
To: Liberty Valance
When they knock on my door Im going to tell them Im here on vacation from some tropical location and provide a phony address where I can be found.
14 posted on
04/12/2009 11:41:11 PM PDT by
Frogtacos
(It all went to hell when we started cooking outside and crapping inside.)
To: Liberty Valance
The Constitution requires a census. Fine: three people live here.
The Constitution also requires a warrant for any details beyond simple geographic enumeration. Fine: you want to know how many toilets are in my house*, ask a judge to sign a warrant.
(* - one of the many pointlessly detailed questions asked in the last census, with threat of a fine if not answered. The threat was eventually rescinded.)
20 posted on
04/13/2009 12:58:00 AM PDT by
ctdonath2
(John Galt was exiled.)
To: Liberty Valance; Salamander; All
23 posted on
04/13/2009 1:25:08 AM PDT by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: Liberty Valance
Te cencus dude has been to our house twice today. Aa a matter of fact he is parked out front right now....ROTFLMAO!
We answered the first question and mailed it in.
Too bad cencus dude, we are not opening the door for you.
My wife wanted to make funny faces at him through the window.....but I talked her out of it.... LOL!
29 posted on
05/03/2010 6:26:07 PM PDT by
Trteamer
( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
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