Rack those brains, kids. Obama & his staff clearly need our help!
1 posted on
04/05/2009 4:18:39 PM PDT by
Othniel
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To: Othniel
Sarkozy gets some French toast? Served cold.
2 posted on
04/05/2009 4:20:13 PM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
To: Othniel
Gmaeboy to the Japanese Prime Minister?
3 posted on
04/05/2009 4:20:27 PM PDT by
jedi150
To: Othniel
UOTUS / UIC
Usurper of the United States/ Usurper In Chief.
4 posted on
04/05/2009 4:22:06 PM PDT by
libh8er
To: Othniel
“Great Wines of California” Wine of the Month club subscription for the Prime Minister of France.
Autographed copy of “Mein Kampf” to Chancellor of German (I hope our fuhrer can part with his copy).
A gift certificate to “Harutian Mamakumuian’s Family Restaurant” for the head of Turkey.
6 posted on
04/05/2009 4:23:35 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
To: Othniel
I predict he’ll give the Pope a Kindle, plus a $25 gift certificate so His Holiness can download the Bible.
7 posted on
04/05/2009 4:24:05 PM PDT by
AZLiberty
(I hope Obama changes.)
To: Othniel
For the Queen : A Royal blue Snuggie.
To: Othniel
A CD of Rolf Harris' greatest hit, Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport to Kevin Rudd.
9 posted on
04/05/2009 4:29:01 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(So Orwell was off by 25 years! So what!)
To: Othniel
an Inaugural Commemerative plate
10 posted on
04/05/2009 4:29:09 PM PDT by
Guns
To: Othniel
A copy of Rachel Carson’s Silent Spring to any leader of an equatorial African nation.
To: Othniel
12 posted on
04/05/2009 4:30:35 PM PDT by
armymarinemom
(My sons freed Iraqi and Afghan Honor Roll students.)
To: Othniel
Surveying equipment for King Fahd so he can “align” the mosques better.
To: Othniel
How about a Chia Pet of himself?
14 posted on
04/05/2009 4:33:25 PM PDT by
ThreePuttinDude
(o) ..junior senator... add fertilizer ... wait awhile... up sprouts a Jr. President..(o)
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15 posted on
04/05/2009 4:33:36 PM PDT by
KevinDavis
(No one should question our "Dear Leader"!)
To: Othniel
A case of Mobil One to a Saudi Prince......
16 posted on
04/05/2009 4:33:49 PM PDT by
Kimmers
(Working hard so Obamas friends don't have to)
To: Othniel
I’m just curious. I don’t remember anything being told about whatever gifts previous presidents have given. Clinton, the two Bushes. Reagan?
18 posted on
04/05/2009 4:36:41 PM PDT by
LuciaMia
To: Othniel
A nice jelly of the month subscription to Prime Minister Griswold.
(Gordon Brown would enjoy this thread)
19 posted on
04/05/2009 4:41:04 PM PDT by
70times7
(Serving Free Republic's warped and obscure humor needs since 1999)
To: Othniel
Jelly-of-the-Month Club to Ban Ki-moon
20 posted on
04/05/2009 4:41:55 PM PDT by
digger48
To: Othniel
I think a Snuggie™ is the perfect gift for the Pope. They’re just so humble, and yet oddly majestic at the same time.
To: Othniel
Okay, first of all, everyone is giving too much thought to their gift ideas. Obama would likely buy most of his gifts at the airport gift shop, soooo, they would be as follows:
to French dude: Les Miserables collectors edition DVD and a small Eiffel Tower—cause it’s in Paris...get it?
to German dude: A model of a Volkswagen and a beer stein—cause they drink beer in Germany...get it?
to the Italian dude: A jar of Newman’s Own pasta sauce and a coupon good for one free deep dish Chicago style pizza.
to the Turkey dude: A pan of his mother-in-law’s Thanksgiving stuffing with giblets and some cans of cranberry sauce...cause he’s from Turkey-—get it?
to the Saudi dude: A copy of the Beverly Hillbillies movie DVD and a model of a Texas oil derrick—to remind them that we used to have oil in America, but not so much any more, thanks to him! Gee thanks, can I bow down to you again?
to the Spain dude: A lifetime subscription to “Bullfighting Today” magazine, and the Rosetta Stone “Spanish” volume set. Ole!
to the Iranian and North Korean dudes: America, on a platter. Hope that’s enough!
25 posted on
04/05/2009 5:04:43 PM PDT by
erkyl
(We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
To: Othniel
To the Taliban (to reset relations after they called him nuts to talk with them...but it says overcharge):
To European leaders (the only item he knows well enough to give):
To the Saudi king:
With a note attached saying "Thanks for getting me into Harvard. I promise we won't drill in ANWR!"
26 posted on
04/05/2009 5:16:12 PM PDT by
G8 Diplomat
(I'm learning Arabic, Farsi, Urdu, Pashtu, and Russian so someday you won't have to)
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