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Man Holds Woman Hostage With Light Gun (Sega Video Game Gun)
Escapist Magazine ^ | 2/26/09 | John Funk

Posted on 02/26/2009 12:23:40 PM PST by nickcarraway

A man in Brazil successfully held a 60-year-old woman hostage for ten hours, threatening her with a deadly Sega Light Phaser.

Looking to collect on a debt, a man in Brazil's Federal District broke into the house of a 60-year-old woman, brandishing the most intimidating-looking weapon he could think of: The Light Phaser, the gun that accompanied Sega's Master System console. Considering that Brazil was one of Sega's biggest markets for the Genesis' predecessor, it's no small surprise that the man was able to acquire one.

Of course, given that Brazil was one of Sega's biggest markets for the Genesis' predecessor, it is surprising that none of the policemen involved in the 10-hour standoff recognized the damn thing: "Hey Paulo, didn't we have one of things when we were kids? How's he threatening her with it? It's not even plugged into the console!"

Perhaps even more surprising is the fact that once the man surrendered to police and released his hostage unharmed, he revealed he also had a pair of genuinely deadly knives. Why he didn't use them before is anyone's guess, though I guess a sharp blade isn't anywhere nearly as intimidating as black plastic.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: banglist; brazil; sega

1 posted on 02/26/2009 12:23:40 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

BRIGHT idea...Hey dead beats who don’t pay up, beware!


2 posted on 02/26/2009 12:27:08 PM PST by mikelets456
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To: nickcarraway

> he revealed he also had a pair of genuinely deadly knives

“No dude. This will make me look cool. Knives are like, yesterday, bro..”


3 posted on 02/26/2009 12:28:22 PM PST by max americana
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To: nickcarraway

Quick! Send this example to 0bama so he can ban Light Guns, too!


4 posted on 02/26/2009 12:33:26 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: nickcarraway

LAPD would have punched his ticket as soon as he pointed that thing in their direction.


5 posted on 02/26/2009 12:37:31 PM PST by BenLurkin (Mornie` utulie`. Mornie` alantie`.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“Quick! Send this example to 0bama so he can ban Light Guns, too!”

Remember a number of years ago when the mayor of Philly tried to ban super-soakers? Some kid has sprayed a gang member with water. The gang member pulled a real gun and shot the kid. The mayor tried to ban super-soakers because they were “guns” and had resulted in death.


6 posted on 02/26/2009 1:10:22 PM PST by Brookhaven (Until the three traitors are removed from the Republican Party, I am no longer a Republican.)
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To: nickcarraway

LOL he has his middle finger on the “trigger”.


7 posted on 02/26/2009 1:28:34 PM PST by LimaLimaMikeFoxtrot ("If you don't have my army supplied, and keep it supplied, we'll eat your mules up, sir"-Gen.Sherman)
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To: nickcarraway
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ;)
8 posted on 02/26/2009 1:41:40 PM PST by anymouse (God didn't write this sitcom we call life, he's just the critic.)
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To: nickcarraway

They would have stayed back if he had the NINTENDO light gun.


9 posted on 03/02/2009 12:49:10 AM PST by wastedyears (April 21st, 2009 - International Iron Maiden Day)
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To: nickcarraway

Did he see the light and give up?


10 posted on 03/02/2009 6:26:27 PM PST by Redcitizen (The Death Star is the ultimate in peacekeeping.)
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To: Brookhaven

Somethings gotta be done to stop the flow of SEGA assault game consoles from the US to third world countries!


11 posted on 03/02/2009 6:28:17 PM PST by Redcitizen (The Death Star is the ultimate in peacekeeping.)
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