How I'll "stimulate" my way of Living!

Myself | 02-10-09 | Hotdog

[Hotdog]

Why don’t I duplicate what the government is doing so I can “stimulate” my way of living!

OK….here’s the way I see it. If I go out and buy a new car (auto loan) then buy everything I don’t need (credit card limits are reached) there is no question I have “stimulated” my way of living for the better…at least till the bills come home. But wait (copying the government concepts…remember?). I don’t have to worry about the bills because all I’ll have to do is forward them to my grown children to pay.

NOT!

The sad thing is…not only have I pissed them off but now no one can pay the bills.

My kids won’t denounce me as a father but I can promise you they won’t ever vote for me as “Father of the Year” again either.

[jersey117]

And don’t forget.... you don’t have to pay your taxes either. And if you pay them late, you don’t have to pay the penalty just as our Treasury Secretary didn’t.

[dead]

If you were as smart as the government, you'd be funneling a huge chunk of the money to the right people to get out the father-of-the-year votes!

Win-win.

[Hotdog]

“If you were as smart as the government, you'd be funneling a huge chunk of the money to the right people to get out the father-of-the-year votes!

Win-win.”

You have a point but I'm not going as far as a cheating politician...sort of want to stay in the “statesman” category

[mikelets456]

First you have to extort money from idiots and tell them it’s for a new important study. Then pay off the people that helped you run this scam...fix votes, remove God from everything then you can start spending. But the most important part is, you must blame everything on Christians and conservatives....retribution, There you have it!

[Hotdog]

You have a point but must say with all kidding aside...God is in control and He’s going to help those of us that trust Him to get us through this American political thunderstorm.

[cripplecreek]

Live tax free and under the table as much as possible.

[PERKY2004]

[Natural Law]

I’m thinking of going into the iron and steal business.....my wife will take in ironing in the day and I’ll steal at night.

[mikelets456]

+++”You have a point but must say with all kidding aside...God is in control and He’s going to help those of us that trust Him to get us through this American political thunderstorm.++++

I am glad you mentioned that, because yesterday I came to the realization that God is our only HOPE! i am helpless against this government, but with God EVERYTHING is possible.

[Hotdog]

I only wish that’s all he was giving away