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Man arrested for fondling blow-up dolls in store parking lot (Weird "Adult" Story Alert)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html ^

Posted on 02/05/2009 2:27:05 PM PST by AUJenn

FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store...

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(I looked to see if this story was posted, but I did not find it.)

This is too weird! Wonder if this guy is deranged or just trying to attracted perverted attention. I cannot imagine seeing this in my Publix parking lot - sick!

1 posted on 02/05/2009 2:27:05 PM PST by AUJenn
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To: AUJenn

Two of them, too. Kinky.


2 posted on 02/05/2009 2:28:54 PM PST by patton (SPQA - the last, the least and the lost)
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To: AUJenn

Yes, seeing the name “Publix” was what made me click on this...I wanted to see if it was my Publix. Fortunately, it wasn’t.


3 posted on 02/05/2009 2:28:55 PM PST by livius
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To: AUJenn

"Hey, it's cheaper than a REAL girl."


4 posted on 02/05/2009 2:29:49 PM PST by library user (Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
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To: AUJenn

Let’s not blow this out of proportion.


5 posted on 02/05/2009 2:30:13 PM PST by max americana
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To: AUJenn

Obama voters. All three of them.


6 posted on 02/05/2009 2:30:46 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: patton
WTF?! Serious chocolate addition too.


7 posted on 02/05/2009 2:31:23 PM PST by library user (Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
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To: library user

Mmmmmmmmmmm....

Nothing beats TWO, yes TWO - blow up girls, KING SIZE Reese cups, and a pack of Pall Mall menthols.


8 posted on 02/05/2009 2:32:54 PM PST by library user (Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
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To: max americana

Talk about a stimulus package! :)


9 posted on 02/05/2009 2:32:58 PM PST by lewisglad
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To: AUJenn

I have an alibi.


10 posted on 02/05/2009 2:35:43 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: AUJenn
Weird Blow Up Doll Story -

1989 - I had lived in Hollywood a couple years when I was driving with a friend. We were at a stop light and saw this guy...he had his window down.... in a black town car talking to someone in the back seat. He was pointing at things....and talking. We could see there was a figure in the back seat through the dark glass. So we went on aways and at the next stop light the back window was down and we saw that the figure was actually a blow up doll in a blond wig! LOL! And the guy was gabbing on and on like the doll was listening....

11 posted on 02/05/2009 2:36:08 PM PST by BossLady (Fauxbama is a lipsomaniac....)
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To: AUJenn

Snow Bird.


12 posted on 02/05/2009 2:36:11 PM PST by silentreignofheroes (If I had any further to go,I'd be there.)
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To: AUJenn
I can't really tell from the picture, but it looks like he may have had one blonde and one brunette. Classy.
13 posted on 02/05/2009 2:37:29 PM PST by youngidiot
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14 posted on 02/05/2009 2:37:40 PM PST by library user (Rod Blagojevich should have been TIME MAGAZINE'S "Person of the Year.")
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To: AUJenn

Bwaney Frank


15 posted on 02/05/2009 2:40:50 PM PST by bzybee
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Well, if you're going to get a blow-up love doll be sure to get a female, cause one time I... never mind.
16 posted on 02/05/2009 2:42:00 PM PST by stormer
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To: BossLady

You think he would have had two, one in the front and back seat so he could use the HOV lanes.


17 posted on 02/05/2009 2:43:09 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: youngidiot

The one in the back is probably just a trainee.


18 posted on 02/05/2009 2:44:55 PM PST by stormer
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I wonder if he stabbed the doll if the cops would have arrested him for attempted murder?


19 posted on 02/05/2009 2:45:58 PM PST by Mashood
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To: stormer

LOL - Sometimes it’s what you don’t say that makes the funniest joke.


20 posted on 02/05/2009 2:47:03 PM PST by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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