The "Dumb" Things President Bush Has Said

Vanity

[DBCJR]

When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart. George W. Bush

After the chaos and carnage of September 11th, it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers. George W. Bush

America is a friend to the people of Iraq. Our demands are directed only at the regime that enslaves them and threatens us. When these demands are met, the first and greatest benefit will come to Iraqi men, women and children. George W. Bush

America is a Nation with a mission - and that mission comes from our most basic beliefs. We have no desire to dominate, no ambitions of empire. Our aim is a democratic peace - a peace founded upon the dignity and rights of every man and woman. George W. Bush

America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the smoking gun that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud. George W. Bush

America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. George W. Bush

Americans are rising to the tasks of history, and they expect the same of us. George W. Bush

Any government that supports, protects or harbours terrorists is complicit in the murder of the innocent and equally guilty of terrorist crimes. George W. Bush

Bring them on. George W. Bush

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do. George W. Bush

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists. George W. Bush

Everywhere that freedom stirs, let tyrants fear. George W. Bush

Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation. George W. Bush

For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place. George W. Bush

For diplomacy to be effective, words must be credible - and no one can now doubt the word of America. George W. Bush

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction. George W. Bush

Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward, and freedom will be defended. George W. Bush

Great tragedy has come to us, and we are meeting it with the best that is in our country, with courage and concern for others because this is America. This is who we are. George W. Bush

Hundreds of thousands of American servicemen and women are deployed across the world in the war on terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and delivering justice to the violent, they are making America more secure. George W. Bush

I believe a marriage is between a man and a woman. George W. Bush

I believe in the transformational power of liberty. I believe that the free Iraq is in this nation's interests. I believe a free Afghanistan is in this nation's interest. George W. Bush

I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom. George W. Bush

I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is to protect the American people. If America shows uncertainty and weakness in this decade, the world will drift toward tragedy. This will not happen on my watch. George W. Bush

I can hear you, the rest of the world can hear you and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. George W. Bush

I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together. George W. Bush

I sent American troops to Iraq to make its people free, not to make them American. Iraqis will write their own history and find their own way. George W. Bush

I think you can judge from somebody's actions a kind of a stability and sense of purpose perhaps created by strong religious roots. I mean, there's a certain patience, a certain discipline, I think, that religion helps you achieve. George W. Bush

I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree with the decisions I've made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand. George W. Bush

I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging. George W. Bush

I will never relent in defending America - whatever it takes. George W. Bush

[DBCJR]

I get tired of hearing the "dumb cowboy" stuff. I miss him already.

[thackney]

My heroes have always been cowboys...

[John123]

At least President Bush knows how many states are in the Union...

[tajgirvan]

Thank you. America and the World are going to miss him and the lovely Laura BIG time.

[Army Air Corps]

You just HAD to make me get misty-eyed with that Reagan pic.

[Peter Horry]

Son of a gun, you missed a few, perhaps this will help you get up to speed. If this keeps up he may not win another term.
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