Having married one, I give this advice...
If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.
“If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.”
If it has wheels or a dress, it’s nothing but trouble.
Pretty sure a $6000/night call girl would cost less in the long run.
Have not heard (read) that expression since 1987! I used to work with a guy down in Miami, and he was from Jacksonville FL. That was his favorite expression. I revised it for polite company to “If it flies, floats, or flirts, you’re better off renting it.”