“If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.”
If it has wheels or a dress, it’s nothing but trouble.
“If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.
If it has wheels or a dress, its nothing but trouble.”
They always told me if it has t*ts or tires, it is bound to give you trouble.
My wife says if it has testicles or tires it is bound to give you trouble.