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To: Knitebane

“If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.”

If it has wheels or a dress, it’s nothing but trouble.


9 posted on 01/12/2009 1:09:27 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have somethin' to say)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

““If it floats, f*cks or flies, lease it.”

If it has wheels or a dress, it’s nothing but trouble.”

They always told me if it has t*ts or tires, it is bound to give you trouble.

My wife says if it has testicles or tires it is bound to give you trouble.


14 posted on 01/12/2009 1:17:08 PM PST by Concho (Bitterly Clinging to Guns and Religion)
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