Posted on 12/24/2008 5:34:34 PM PST by ETL
1. For Our Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low- stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
2. For Our Conservative Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas.
Good laugh, Merry Christmas...
Fiscally successful? Since when do liberals want anyone to be fiscally successful. Liberals wish everyone an equitable distribution of wealth based on the needs of an individual as determined by some government bureaucrat when they have time to get to it.
I received it by e-mail a few years ago. I have no idea who wrote it.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.
Thanks, and same to you.
That was actually a 'holiday' greeting TO a liberal, not from a liberal. :)
I saw this last week. Only instead of liberal, it was Democrat.
That makes more sense. Liberals believe in prosperity for themselves, just not anyone else.
Looks like you ARE always right, Always Right!. :)
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