MICHAEL JACKSON CONVERTS TO ISLAM

New York Post, via The Sun ^ | 11/29/08 | NEIL SYSON

[BruceysMom]

Have you noticed this thread is in CHAT!!!!!Don’t go there if you don’t want to read it.

[Txngal]

It wasn’t when it was posted. It was in Breaking News. Thanks tho :)

[Slings and Arrows]

"Allah, where are my 72 virgins?"

"YOUR 72 virgins? You're one of Osama's!"

[Centurion2000]

How is this breaking news?

Kinda the way a plane full of rubber dog poop and evil cannibal clowns crashing into a desert windmill would be news.

It's just chock full of weirdness.

[ApplegateRanch]

Not to worry! The noises Mi’hael Jackson makes are not, and never have been, music...at least not since the jackson-5 left him.

In fact, I think he’s been spending the last 25 years trying to perfect his Islamic prayer yodels.

Now that he finally mastered the screeching, they let him in.

[Slings and Arrows]

Kinda the way a plane full of rubber dog poop and evil cannibal clowns crashing into a desert windmill would be news.

I'd ping it.

[mad_as_he$$]

Did Bat Boy swear him in or something? What is the process to become Muslim? Date a sheep or can you just stick to child molestation.

[autumnraine]

Just when I thought this nut couldn’t get any nuttier...

but since Jermaine is a Mooslum, it’s no shock. Lots of money to be funneled him by having such a high profile celebrity.

[DannyHaszard]

The oppressive Jehovah’s Witnesses cult is ground zero for Michael’s ‘dysfunctions’.They messed him up really bad.
Michael Jackson deserves all our love and support!
—
Danny Haszard born 1957 3rd generation Jehovah’s Witness
http://www.dannyhaszard.com

[Munz]

what a joke.

[rollo tomasi]

[FreedomOfExpression]

Surprise, surprise. Jehovah’s Witnesses couldn’t hold him after Farakan’s boys started doinjg his security ... and a childhood of abuse.

I thought he was kicked out years ago.

[FreedomOfExpression]

I guess you’ve found your purpose in life.

[DBCJR]

I thought he was kicked out years ago.

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Probably. Does seem to be a creature of the fringes, doesn’t he?

[laweeks]

“Michael Jackson deserves all our love and support!”

I’m sure that the Jehovah’s Witnesses did NOT teach him to be a pedophile. The man in a monster, looks like a monster, behaves like a monster, and belongs in prison. The only reason why he’s NOT in prison is because we have a protected ruling class that almost never goes to prison: Hillary and Bill Clinton; all the Clintonistas; Phil Spector; any democrat involved in the Fannie Mae scandal; Robert Blake who went back into a restaurant, got a gun, and blew his wife’s brains out; O.J.; etc.

I would never blame the Jehovah’s Witnesses . . . couldn’t begin to find any part of their teachings that includes child molesting.

[FreedomOfExpression]

Does seem to be a creature of the fringes, doesn’t he?

That is putting it mildly. He is definitely WAY out there.

[GOPJ]

Didn’t he change into a white person before that?

Whatever he "turns into" it's always, "me, me, me - look at ME!!"

[Titan Magroyne]

Whatever it is about your post - it just sent me into a snorting fit. ;o)

Accourse, MY nose stayed ON!

[guitarplayer1953]

Jackson was the center of recent controversy after it was reported that he referred to Jews as “leeches” in a phone message to a former business partner.

Referring to Jews, Jackson was heard saying that "they're like leeches…I'm so tired of it…They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything. End up penniless. It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."

He's not even man enough to put the blame on himself for the reason of his own demise.