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German police seek speeding British Muppet
Daily Star News ^ | Sunday, October 26, 2008 | Andy Lea

Posted on 10/28/2008 6:41:32 AM PDT by Maurice Tift

German traffic police have been left looking like proper muppets by a British prankster. An Audi TT with British registration plates has been repeatedly caught speeding on roads in the Bavarian city of Bayreuth. But because continental speed cameras are set up for left-hand drive vehicles, the cameras keep missing the driver’s face.

Instead, they keep capturing clear views of a manic Muppet-like toy which the cheeky Brit has propped up on his passenger seat. But police admit they are even baffled about the identity of the muppet.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailystar.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Travel
KEYWORDS: cameras; muppet; policestate



Sometimes, the answer to living in a police state is just to put a muppet in your car.
1 posted on 10/28/2008 6:41:33 AM PDT by Maurice Tift
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To: Maurice Tift

Looks like Animal to me.


2 posted on 10/28/2008 6:43:40 AM PDT by Armando Guerra
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To: Maurice Tift

If there were gott darn cameras filming me all the time, I’d be a ‘grouch’ to.


3 posted on 10/28/2008 6:43:54 AM PDT by Natchez Hawk (Haider was a drunken, suicidial, sad, gay man. At least he lived up to his idol...)
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To: Maurice Tift

Is that Animal? No wonder he’s a maniacal driver. :p


4 posted on 10/28/2008 6:43:58 AM PDT by Politicalmom (President McCain: "Ok, Ted, I want your list of supreme court nominees on my desk by Monday.")
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To: Maurice Tift

Puppets gone wild.


5 posted on 10/28/2008 6:44:21 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Vote McWhatshisname and PALIN)
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To: Maurice Tift

Lol


6 posted on 10/28/2008 6:44:27 AM PDT by nuconvert (Obama - Preferred by 4 out of 5 Dictators & Terrorists// Khomeini promised change too)
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To: Maurice Tift

That don’t look like an Audi TT to me.........


7 posted on 10/28/2008 6:46:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (My wallet is made out of depleted you-owe-mium........)
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To: Maurice Tift

8 posted on 10/28/2008 6:46:59 AM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: Maurice Tift

9 posted on 10/28/2008 6:47:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (My wallet is made out of depleted you-owe-mium........)
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To: nuconvert

Now, I’ve got to go out a get a British car so I can freak people out with a giant muppet. :)


10 posted on 10/28/2008 6:48:39 AM PDT by Maurice Tift (You can't stop the signal, Mal. You can never stop the signal.)
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To: Maurice Tift
Animal! Animal! Animal!

Geesh... Just have the Brit's look up the bloody number!!!

11 posted on 10/28/2008 6:55:21 AM PDT by Freeport
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To: Maurice Tift
The Autobahn brings out the best in drivers.


12 posted on 10/28/2008 6:55:30 AM PDT by Daffynition (The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.)
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To: Daffynition

A college roommate used to call me ‘Beaker’ because I was a physics student with red hair.


13 posted on 10/28/2008 6:58:15 AM PDT by Maurice Tift (You can't stop the signal, Mal. You can never stop the signal.)
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To: Maurice Tift

Prepair to buy oil by the case and get another car to use when the Lucas electrics flame out.


14 posted on 10/28/2008 7:02:43 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Maurice Tift; Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro
"Kannst du mir erklären, wie man an Sesamstraße gelangt?"
15 posted on 10/28/2008 7:24:40 AM PDT by mikrofon (Ich bin ein Bertspinner)
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To: Maurice Tift

I have a old right-hand drive jag.

Bit hard to shift, but I may have to get it out of the garage more.


16 posted on 10/28/2008 7:41:53 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

“Prepair to buy oil by the case and get another car to use when the Lucas electrics flame out.”

Mrs. MWT has a 2005 Jaguar XJ8 supercharged. Best sedan ever owned. Never dropped a drop of oil, never a problem. 150K miles.

Her S-Type before that, similar experience.

The new 4.2 V8 is an amazing beast.

Jag changed dramatically 10 years ago.


17 posted on 10/28/2008 7:44:00 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Prepair to buy oil by the case and get another car to use when the Lucas electrics flame out.

LOL! Standard features on all British cars ... oil leaks and electrical fires. I resorted to using hand signals in my '71 Spitfire after blowing out the flames in the steering column sparked by the left turn signal. Right turn was fine ... go figure. And it was a good thing that I could see straight down into the gas tank as the gauge never dipped below 1/2.

18 posted on 10/28/2008 7:50:38 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: Red Badger

Good reporting, huh?


19 posted on 10/28/2008 7:51:42 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: MeanWestTexan

2005? That’s a Forduar. Good old fashioned American engineering must’ve stopped the leaks.


20 posted on 10/28/2008 7:53:42 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Ford did wonders for a very sick manufacturer, trying to compete with antiquated equipment. The new V-8 is remarkable.
I owned four DOHC 6 Jaguars in my misspent youth and can relate some amazing stories...
21 posted on 10/28/2008 7:55:17 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: antiRepublicrat

Somebody doesn’t know a TT from their PP................


22 posted on 10/28/2008 7:57:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (My wallet is made out of depleted you-owe-mium........)
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To: al_c

It is a Forduar. It’s what a Ford would be if they let the engineers build what they wanted and didn’t skimp on materials.

I am a Porsche driver and throw Mrs. MWT’s Jag XJ8 (a big sedan, but all aluminium body) around curves like my 911.

It is candidly amazingly fast and controlble — far superior (in the real world) to similar BMWs or Mercedes.

And, damn, if they are not the best looking cars on the road (after old air-cooled Porsches, mind you).


23 posted on 10/28/2008 8:00:47 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Natchez Hawk
If there were gott darn cameras filming me all the time, I’d be a ‘grouch’ to.

I didn't mind them. They're radar-triggered still cameras that only catch you when you're speeding. Yes, I was caught a few times. The photos make for good souvenirs. It's the difference between having a cop pull you over and taking a good chunk out of your day (and maybe noticing something else to bust you for) and just getting a bill in the mail.

My main problem is that in the UK the government has a habit of putting them on low-accident roads where the speed limit is set too low -- they're used as a source of revenue. In Germany for the most part they're set to catch speeders where speed is a safety concern. Most people know where the stationary ones are and slow down, so the cameras effectively control the speed. I've only seen the mobile ones at the entrances to construction sites, in front of schools and in other areas where speeding would be more dangerous.

24 posted on 10/28/2008 8:03:48 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: MeanWestTexan

Porsches, Jags. Man, I’m turning green here.

I had the opportunity to drive a 911 back in the late 90s ... what a car!!


25 posted on 10/28/2008 8:04:25 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: MeanWestTexan

A friend of ours in St. Louis had one of the baby Jags, based on a European Ford sedan. It was terrible. The shop repair bill equaled more than half again what they paid for the car in three years.


26 posted on 10/28/2008 8:17:58 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: al_c

In the late 90’s you probably drove the 993 variant of the 911.

That was, IMHO, the penultimate Porsche 911.

The water-cooled, Audi-headlighted, things (996 variants) that were called Porsches from 99 until 2007 just didn’t measure up.

The new “998” comes close to the spirit of the real Porsches (like you drove), but not quite.


27 posted on 10/28/2008 8:19:43 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

That would the “X-type” -— a budget jag. Pathetic things; canceled after a few years.

Go buy a 1 or 2 year old real Jag (XJ8 or S-type) off lease. A $90K new car is $30-40K with 10K miles -— new, in other words.

Don’t buy one of the S-types with a 6 cylinder — those are made for Hertz and are P.O.S.

Get the highest end one you can find.

Probably the best luxury new car buy right now.


28 posted on 10/28/2008 8:23:17 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: MeanWestTexan
I confess to not being fond of the new sedan body shape. My vote for the most beautiful sedan in the modern world would be the XJ6 of about 1968. A smaller car than is now being made, for sure, but the proportions seem right to me.
29 posted on 10/28/2008 8:28:47 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Oh, voting for history, it would be the E-Type:
30 posted on 10/28/2008 8:35:21 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: MeanWestTexan
I think it may have actually been an early 90s ... probably a 94. Looked a lot like this one ...


31 posted on 10/28/2008 8:38:07 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: MeanWestTexan
Looks like a '65.
'64 had different seats. '66 had amber turn signals.
I owned two E's, along with an Mk VII sedan and an XK-150S roadster.
32 posted on 10/28/2008 8:38:22 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: MeanWestTexan

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.


33 posted on 10/28/2008 8:39:24 AM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: al_c
Ah, a 964, the bug-eyed monster. Mrs. MWT had a pink one, pre-children (er, "Rasberry" or somesuch). It was an evil-handling creature, and spectacular to drive. (She had a coupe.)
34 posted on 10/28/2008 8:48:41 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

If you owned them now —— they’d be worth. . . nah, Obama would take them, and give them to cronies.


35 posted on 10/28/2008 9:02:04 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

I saw a low mile ‘66 roadster go for $125,000 recently. There was a nice 67 1/2 Series 1 1/2 coupe in the UP of Michigan a few years ago with 20,000 miles. Should have bought it.


36 posted on 10/28/2008 9:09:08 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

During the coming Obama Depression, I suspect some of these cars will hit the market.

Look for buying opportunities in about two years.


37 posted on 10/28/2008 9:11:28 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

I had an argument with a UK buddy some years ago about whether the Series 1 1/2 car actually existed. The Upper Michigan car was the second one of these I had seen so I knew it was not a “one off” model. It had the gold head three carb engine and the 68 hood (bonnet) with larger radiator and two electric fans. The ‘68 was the first year Jaguar used two Stromberg carburettors vs. three SUs.


38 posted on 10/28/2008 9:17:29 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: MeanWestTexan

Droooool. There are very few works of art on the road, and that’s one of them.


39 posted on 10/28/2008 9:37:14 AM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: antiRepublicrat
This is the other (in the purest sports car sense):
40 posted on 10/28/2008 9:46:13 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (A Jew voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders.)
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To: Maurice Tift
He's on a mission.

Animal--WOMAN, WOMAN!!!

41 posted on 10/28/2008 9:48:52 AM PDT by mewzilla (In politics the middle way is none at all. John Adams)
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