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A Democrat Walks Into a Bar...
My seething mind | 01 SEP 08 | Moi

Posted on 09/01/2008 9:06:13 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady

A Democrat walks into a bar at the airport and sees a very attractive, professional looking woman seated there, having a drink. He sits down next to her and surreptitiously slides off his wedding ring.

"Hey there," he says, ordering a drink. "You look like you're traveling on business."

"Yes," she says. "Well, kind of. I used to run a business, but now I'm in the public sector."

"That's impressive," says the Democrat. "You know, I really respect that. I always said that women were more capable than most men. You can run businesses, run for office, do anything a man can do. Some of you do it while raising children! It's incredible..."

"It's pretty challenging sometimes," the woman admits. "I several children."

"But you can do it! I've always said it was wrong to keep women in the home, tie them down to just having children when they are capable of so much more. We live in wonderful times, and it's refreshing to finally see women being treated as equals. I just respect women so much. So what did you mean, you're in the public sector now?"

She says, "My name is Sarah Palin and I'm running for Vice President."

The Democrat rears back in disapproval. "Shouldn't you be home with your children?!"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: hilary; liberals; palin; sexism
It's not a thigh-slapper, but it's what I'm seeing over the last few days.
1 posted on 09/01/2008 9:06:13 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: A_perfect_lady

The left’s hypocrisy knows no bounds.


2 posted on 09/01/2008 9:22:31 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: A_perfect_lady

LOL! Pretty Good!


3 posted on 09/01/2008 9:26:12 AM PDT by Bommer ( Osama Bin Ladin - A Dumb@ss Muslim! Obama/ Biden - A Muslim with a Dumb@ss!)
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To: A_perfect_lady
A guy walks into a bar and loudly announces, “All liberals are assholes”. A fellow at the far end of the bar jumps down from his stool and shouts back, “That offends me”. The guy asks, “Why, are you a liberal?” The fellow answers, “No, I’m an asshole”.
4 posted on 09/01/2008 9:31:37 AM PDT by MosesKnows (Love many, Trust few, and always paddle your own canoe)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Did you hear the one about the Democrat who always tries to do what is best for the country?

I didn't think so ...

5 posted on 09/01/2008 9:53:36 AM PDT by catpuppy
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To: MosesKnows
No, I'm an asshole

**snort**

6 posted on 09/01/2008 10:01:24 AM PDT by Free State Four
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To: A_perfect_lady

For some reason I don’t picture her sitting alone at a bar, which is why your joke needs some work.


7 posted on 09/01/2008 10:18:39 AM PDT by GLDNGUN
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To: A_perfect_lady

A baby seal walks into a club...


8 posted on 09/01/2008 10:54:45 AM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Reminds me of the one about two Irishmen that walked past a bar....

Hey, it could happen!

9 posted on 09/01/2008 11:00:24 AM PDT by Eagle Eye (McCain hasn't ever had an opponent with whom he wouldn't cooperate nor a friend he wouldn't betray)
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