Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: max americana
I haven't seen The Wanted, but The Happening is worse.

I haven't seen Glitter, Gigli or From Justin to Kelly, but The Happening is worse.

Plus that Britney movie, whatever it was called. I didn't see it, but The Happening is worse.

I have seen Showgirls and Battlefield Earth, and The Happening is worse.

In short, I have/haven't seen ___________, but The Happening is worse.

7 posted on 06/29/2008 9:40:32 PM PDT by TheWasteLand
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]


To: TheWasteLand

**I haven’t seen Glitter, Gigli or From Justin to Kelly, but The Happening is worse.**

I actually saw Glitter (as punishment for cheating on then my ex-GF who wanted to watch it, BIG Mariah fan)...

..and I wanted to hang myself because I was so depressed afterwards, and lost my sexual libido for 3 days. Now you know why she’s my ex.

I won’t watch the Happening as you guys have advised.


8 posted on 06/29/2008 9:48:26 PM PDT by max americana
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ]

To: TheWasteLand

LOL! Did you see Ishtar?


12 posted on 06/29/2008 9:59:37 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ]

To: TheWasteLand
In short, I have/haven't seen ___________, but The Happening is worse.

When I bought my very first DVD player, I believe it was a Philips, and they actaully gave away (in the box) a movie DVD - Not a coupon, but a REAL DVD movie, so you could hook it up and watch it right away.

The movie I received was "Lost in Space" starring Matt Lablanc, Mimi Rodgers, Gary Oldman, and William Hurt. I was rather excited because of the cast (well, I don't really care about Matt Lablanc, but then Heather Grahm was in it too, so that makes up for him). Saying that movie was a disappointment and a complete waste of my time is FAR too generous.

Forget that the movie was free. Somebody owes me for watching that horrible movie. They don't just owe me for the time I wasted, the time and energy spent sitting in disbelief and breathing while a part of my life was wasted! No, the fact that I actually remember some of that movie means that there is brain capacity that's being used by that movie that could be put to far better use. Somebody owes me for either the space those memories are taking up, or they need to give me a method for removing those memories!

Mark

19 posted on 06/30/2008 2:27:05 AM PDT by MarkL (Al Gore: The Greenhouse Gasbag! (heard on Bob Brinker's Money Talk))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson