Posted on 06/07/2007 1:46:22 PM PDT by RDTF
Edited on 06/07/2007 1:51:24 PM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
WHITE HAVEN, Pa. — A bear tried to pull a Girl Scout out of her tent during a camping trip, the girl and scout officials said.
Don’t bring food into your tent and you’ll be fine.
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Wait a second! A bear just tried to eat one girl scount and you only have an approximate number you drove away with.
Well, we either got them all back, or at least most, or maybe we even picked up a survivor or two from last week's campout.
It’s so cute now that NJ has pretty much ceased bear hunts. Those rascally Democrats sure know how to put the fun back in camping.
Can’t very much blame the bear. When I was a boy scout, I might have tried the same thing.
ping
Sounds like you “matured” quite fast. ;)
Something doesn’t seem right with this story ..... Girl Scouts camping??? I find that hard to believe.
Pretty cool!
I think the correct term is ‘dyke’ not ‘bear’, when referencing the Girl Scouts, even though they may look kind of manly..... /sarc
No way he was pulling me out of the comfort of my tent.
Identifying Bears:
If you see a Bear... climb a tree.
If the bear climbs up the tree and kills you... it’s a Black Bear.
If it knocks the tree down and kills you... it’s a Grizzly Bear.
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Girl Scout recounts bear scare over weekend Allentown Morning Call, PA - Celeste Tietz, an 11-year-old Girl Scout from Warren County, wasn't thinking about these facts early Sunday. While staying with her Scout troop at Camp ... Bear Tries To Pull Girl Scout From Tent State plans to kill wandering bear 'Something has my sleeping bag!' |
Well, it’s not like girl scouting is an exact science or anything. :-)
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