[BipolarBob]

This requires registration if you choose to vote.

[CommandoFrank]

Sounds like a good way to collect email addresses for later sales to merchants...

[RegulatorCountry]

Well, I empathize with your desire to get a nice gift for your wife, but is this really appropriate to post on FR?

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

spam. please delete

[Jeffrey_D.]

This is the worst sort of “Vanity”

Can you say, “ Buh-Bye?”

[EGPWS]

What’s in it for me?

[cripplecreek]

I want a new camera.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

This thread has to be a first on FR. I don’t recall ever seeing anything like it before.

[garyhope]

As one of my friends in California used to say to hitchhikers: “get a haircut, get a job, get a car”).

So get a job (or a loan from your family) and buy your own damn camera.

[cgk]

Done. I have a ‘throwaway’ email acct I use for regreq sites, so I was happy to help. Good luck. :)

[cowboyway]

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?
Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
I wait for delivery each day until three,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a color TV ?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?
I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let me down.
Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town ?

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

That’s it!