Well, I empathize with your desire to get a nice gift for your wife, but is this really appropriate to post on FR?
I have seen others a while back post similar to Vanity.
Hey, yeah... wait a minute...this thread gets to stay up and my new socks vanity thread got pulled after 30 seconds the other night???
It's an outrage, I tell ya!
Lighten up. Does every thread have to shove at us the planet’s nearing critical mass?