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Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"
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| 4/23/07
Posted on 04/23/2007 6:52:54 PM PDT by fhayek
Filed under: TV, The View
The answer, presumably, is no -- but Rosie made her point, pooh-poohing Sheryl Crow for suggesting that we all use just one square of toilet paper per trip to the loo.
Crow made her comments on her blog last week, and Rosie took a moment on this morning's "The View" to express her incredulity at the supposedly enviro-friendly suggestion. "Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed Rosie, and Barbara Walters was good enough to warn viewers not to use their sleeves, another of Crow's helpful suggestions.
That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatschsuggestions.
That's just about enough scatology and wipe-tech for one morning on that zany kaffeeklatsch
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: alliwannadodo; onesheetpersheet; punchthrough
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This stuff just writes itself.
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:52:58 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: fhayek
2
posted on
04/23/2007 6:54:22 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
To: fhayek
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:54:52 PM PDT
by
LFOD777
(In 2006, Washington spent $2.7 Trillion and ran a $248 billion budget deficit.)
To: fhayek
The one sheet Rosie uses is a bed sheet.
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:57:10 PM PDT
by
skimask
("Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated"....George Bernard Shaw)
To: fhayek
It’s bad enough just to imagine. She probably has a sphincter the size of a midget’s fist. Lined with barbed wire!
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:57:27 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republians - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: fhayek
This ventures into an area I'd rather NOTthink about!!!
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posted on
04/23/2007 6:59:12 PM PDT
by
digger48
To: KoRn
Just back away from the joke, now, laddie. Just back away.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:00:38 PM PDT
by
patton
(19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
To: fhayek
"Should you use just one square of paper?"
Rosie: It Depends.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:03:12 PM PDT
by
ikka
To: fhayek
Sheryl would beed the periphial vision of Oscar Robertson to see Rosie’s hinie.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:06:44 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Do cats have belly buttons?)
To: fhayek
Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"
Perish the thought!!!!
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:15:56 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Fred Thompson '08)
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To: fhayek
NO SKIDMARKS, NO PEACE! NO SKIDMARKS, NO PEACE! NO SKIDMARKS, NO PEACE!!
To: fhayek
"Have you seen my ass?!" bellowed RosiePoint to any spot, Rosie, you are all arse.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:26:25 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The arrogance of ignorance is astounding" NVA 4/22/07)
To: fhayek; Thinkin' Gal
Rosie to Sheryl Crow: "Have You Seen My Ass?"Wha - she sure couldn't lose anything that big!
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:27:06 PM PDT
by
Lijahsbubbe
(Ah don't feeeeel no ways taihrd.)
To: cripplecreek
One sheet per acre?More like square miles..
To: Lijahsbubbe
"Wha - she sure couldn't lose anything that big!"
You wouldn't believe what people can - and do - lose. Thus I find the situation plausible.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:38:17 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: cardinal4
Now people, lets be fair here. It’s not the size of the a$$ that matters here, it’s the size of the a$$hole.
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:38:40 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: fhayek
Why do you people feel the need to post this while I’m eating??
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:41:35 PM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
(FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
To: GSlob
You’re right, she probably has a pork chop buried in between her fat rolls somewhered..... ;)
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posted on
04/23/2007 7:49:16 PM PDT
by
Lijahsbubbe
(Ah don't feeeeel no ways taihrd.)
To: fhayek
Here ya' go Rosie.
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