Posted on 02/28/2007 5:17:33 AM PST by Perdogg
Paris Hilton was cited for driving on a suspended license after police stopped her for speeding and driving without her headlights on late Tuesday, authorities said.
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It's sad when such a fine role model finally goes wrong.
Well, she is so busy with such critically important "stuff" that we can't expect her to actually renew her license. /s
I remember seeing her video...she should have been cited for "driving without headlights" then as well.
Awww, poor Paris
LOL, damn straight.
When Role Models Go Wrong
I can imagine Paris' comments to the officer:
"Headlights? Panties? Driving is just so darned complicated, who can be expected to remember such trivial things?"
Paris Hilton sited for living on a suspended brain.
Why the hell doesn't she have a personal driver?
female cop, huh
Maybe we can get Overfed Ted and her together. They could drive until one of them kills the other. Since Overfed Ted already has killed one girl, I'd give the edge to him.
"Driving without a clue."
No, she didn`t realize her headlights weren`t on because the headlight upstairs is off. Ding Dong, she so stoooopid she could trip over a cordless phone. She so dumb she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.
Here is the actual video........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-MeatuF8EA
I hate driving on Sunset Boulevard anyway, but knowing who some of the other drivers are likely to be makes it worse. ;)
All the jokes aside, when this dimwit kills someone on the road, money will get her a manslaughter conviction with a suspended sentence. And a family somewhere will be missing a loved one.
What is it that the sycophants in the entertainment media find so facinating about a rich girl that is plainly and simply stupid? She's no different than a dumb trailer park slut that won the lottery.
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