Bombay Babes (Richard Gere, emissary for the world's oldest profession)

NY Post ^ | January 11, 2007 | Dick Johnson

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RICHARD Gere supports hookers. The 57-year-old star whipped up a pep rally of 10,000 sex workers in Mumbai, India, this week, getting them to chant, "No condoms, no sex!" at an AIDS awareness event.

[Armedanddangerous]

Can hamsters wear condoms? 8-)

[MeanWestTexan]

Inserted gerbil joke here.

[presidio9]

Inserted gerbil joke here.

Inserted gerbil WHERE?

[andy58-in-nh]

"Say, did you hear the one about the American actor who goes around promoting safe sex? Yeah, It's one of his Pet Projects! Thank you, I'll be here all week..."

[MeanWestTexan]

Sometimes the best jokes let the reader fill in the punchline.

[presidio9]

ping

[353FMG]

The guy has nothing else to do, I guess.

[Miss Didi]

Back in the day, Richard Gere made me swoon. Now I can't stand the sight of him.

[Mase]

Can hamsters wear condoms?

Don't know. But they can certainly sing and dance.

Hamster Dance

[Yo-Yo]

...getting them to chant, "No condoms, no sex!" at an AIDS awareness event.

There's just one tiny problem with that plan...

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men
By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi

[Slings and Arrows]

"Me love you long time!"

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[Allegra]

Inserted gerbil joke here.

OK.

Gerbil 1: "Hey, do you know how to drive?"

Gerbil 2: "Drive? Hell, I can't even get out of GERE!"

[weegee]

But other than that, he's okay with the sexual enslavement of children? So long as the abusive Johns use condoms?

[uglybiker]

Inserted gerbil WHERE?

OOH! J**** C*****!

[Slings and Arrows]

UNNNGH!

[presidio9]

[Slings and Arrows]

[Allegra]

ROFLMAO!!!

[presidio9]