Duke Lacrosse Accuser Gives Birth

WRAL ^ | 1/04/07

[maggief]

Chapel Hill — WRAL has confirmed that the accuser in the Duke lacrosse case gave birth at UNC Hospitals on Wednesday.

Sources tell WRAL the woman had the baby by Cesarean section. She was not due until February.

[TommyDale]

Does the child resemble Mike Nifong?

[Long Island Pete]

Father still a mystery. Too much DNA in her to figure it out.

[maggief]

or Baldo, who's on paternity leave. ;)

[Fresh Wind]

I smell a paternity suit.

[nhoward14]

Won't Nifong be shocked when he learns the baby looks like an eskimo!

[kittymyrib]

She should be able to get big bucks for going on Jerry Springer's show, where they will try to sort out the dozens of possible DNA donors for this slut.

[L98Fiero]

"Too much DNA in her to figure it out."

I beieve some half-dozen supercomputers at NASA are atttempting to sort through all that genetic material right now. ;)

[kinghorse]

Aint that the truth. If she was a dog it would have been a litter of half siblings.

[rhombus]

Come on... clearly space aliens are involved. Watch for it in the Weekly World News.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/

[FormerACLUmember]

The child is doomed to being totally confused one day each year (Fathers Day).

His skank mom belongs in jail. DNA testing oddly enough proves that the only 3 men in North Carolina who are NOT the father are the 3 innocent lads.

[I_Like_Spam]

Wrong show, Maury Povich specializes in the genetic testing.

Springer would be the appropriate forum if she wanted to reveal she was born a man.

[kinghorse]

Actually I take that back. B____ is a dog. To have the stones to do call girl work and then try use that to set up horny guys is sort of, kind of, well, dispicable.

[DCPatriot]

Sources tell WRAL the woman had the baby by Cesarean section.

Hmmmmh...given her infamous sexual prowess, you'd think the baby would have just fallen right out of there.

[TC Rider]

I beieve some half-dozen supercomputers at NASA are atttempting to sort through all that genetic material right now. ;)

They just reported a match, seems like she was gangbanged by the UN.

Any guesses on who is paying for her health care, ob-gyn, etc? Do escort services have health care on a par with Walmart?

[AZRepublican]

I wonder who will foot this bill?

[Ready4Freddy]

Good line, but actually, that's not true. Tho I agree with you that the chances of any of the 3 boinking Crystal a month later are slim to none. ;>)

DNA testing oddly enough proves that the only 3 men in North Carolina who are NOT the father are the 3 innocent lads.

[maggief]

To: maggief
Why Caesuran? Child endangered? Getting ready for Feb.5 hearing? Trying for 1st Baby of 2007 awards?

Other questions: who provided transportation to the hospital? Was her family notified before the news release? Have the family members seen her or the baby yet? Who is paying for the operation and hospital stay for infant and mother? Is Jakki still the family spokesperson?
424 posted on 01/04/2007 10:12:51 AM CST by Carolinamom

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1761890/posts?page=424#424

Good point ... it does clear the way for her 2/05/07 court appearance.

[KarlInOhio]

I'm not going to name the father, but let's just say that if this were in Canada Hillary could be named co-mother.

[WakeUpAndVote]

Or Jessie Jackson.