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1ST ANNUAL SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM FOR PEACE
Great Western Pacific Coastal Post ^ | Nov. 1, 2006 | www.GlobalOrgasm.org

Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent

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To: jazusamo

"Cindy Sheehan will be leading them."

With Cindy's looks, she's gonna need a whole lotta batteries.


41 posted on 11/18/2006 1:58:29 PM PST by CATravelAgent (Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
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To: CATravelAgent
"Our minds influence Matter and Energy fields..."

and right now you're having a brain-fart.

Think of it though...you could tell your grand kids all about how you took part in the greatest wank in history.

priceless

42 posted on 11/18/2006 1:58:37 PM PST by mitch5501 (typical)
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

Back in 2004 there was a website where girls would sign up to basically say they would sleep with you if you promised to vote for Kerry.

Sometimes...I wish I had a little bit lower personal standards. :)


43 posted on 11/18/2006 1:58:41 PM PST by zbigreddogz
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To: CATravelAgent
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy (a Synchronized Global Orgasm).

Yeah, 'cause four hundred leftists jacking off is going to change the world.


44 posted on 11/18/2006 2:01:54 PM PST by Petronski (BRABANTIO: Thou art a villain. IAGO: You are--a senator. ---Othello I.i.)
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To: CATravelAgent

I thought "all sex is rape." I don't see how mass rape would help bring about "global peas." Liberal DemocRAT potheads crack me up. Always lookin' for an excuse to get naked or screw somebody over.


45 posted on 11/18/2006 2:03:07 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (America! It's off with the desert BDUs and on with the lavender burqas!!!)
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To: CATravelAgent
Will they be levitating the Pentagon too?

Because otherwise it wouldn't be worth attending.

46 posted on 11/18/2006 2:03:12 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: CATravelAgent

Perhaps the left has finally come up with something with universal appeal :-)


47 posted on 11/18/2006 2:05:06 PM PST by Sunsong
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To: CATravelAgent
at the time of your choosing,

That's not very synchronized now, is it.

48 posted on 11/18/2006 2:05:25 PM PST by Professional Engineer (Speel check? What for? It'll just become part of the FReeper lexicon.)
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To: CATravelAgent

Libs have been practicing solo at a rapid rate for a looong time.
The GOP has volunteered to spell them while they cool down the equipment and rest a while.

The Lib/Dems must be getting sufficient rest because they are already thinking of taxing the project.


49 posted on 11/18/2006 2:05:26 PM PST by Gideon Reader ("The quiet gentleman sitting in the corner sipping The Maccallan and enjoying his Stan Getz CD's".)
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To: CATravelAgent

50 posted on 11/18/2006 2:07:07 PM PST by Bratch
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To: CATravelAgent

Oooohhhh! Yes! Yes!

Ooops...I guess I was a bit premature...


51 posted on 11/18/2006 2:07:49 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: CATravelAgent

Someone should point out that this is likely to be followed by a Synchronized Global Smoke Break, thereby destroying the atmosphere and killing everyone.

Oh well, it was fun.


52 posted on 11/18/2006 2:07:53 PM PST by Enosh
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To: Professional Engineer

Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass has twice the requisite capacity.

Understanding Engineers - Take Five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


53 posted on 11/18/2006 2:09:50 PM PST by CATravelAgent (Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same)
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To: CATravelAgent
From their website:
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace.
Therein lies a problem. I'm pretty sure that most moonbats think of killing things during and after orgasm - like babies and conservatives.
54 posted on 11/18/2006 2:10:13 PM PST by Condor51 (Tagline Under Construction - Kindly Wear Your Hardhat)
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To: girlangler
Ha! Beat ya to a thread for once. The comments on this one are "coming fast and furious!" ;) However, we plan on doing some winter camping that weekend, but never fear!
55 posted on 11/18/2006 2:11:58 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: Condor51

Your comment reminded me of a very old joke:

Q) What's the worst thing about atheism?

A) Nobody to talk to during climax.

*Ba-Dum*


56 posted on 11/18/2006 2:15:13 PM PST by Enosh
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To: zbigreddogz

Yep, I remember that. They were "doing it for their country."


57 posted on 11/18/2006 2:17:49 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: CATravelAgent

Come again?


58 posted on 11/18/2006 2:18:45 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig

Yah, it was pretty hilarious. I can't seem to find the website now. Guess it's probably down.


59 posted on 11/18/2006 2:19:15 PM PST by zbigreddogz
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I saw your thread later. Somehow I knew you'd have something hilarious to say about this one :)


60 posted on 11/18/2006 2:30:23 PM PST by girlangler (Fish Fear Me)
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