Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent
"Cindy Sheehan will be leading them."
With Cindy's looks, she's gonna need a whole lotta batteries.
and right now you're having a brain-fart.
Think of it though...you could tell your grand kids all about how you took part in the greatest wank in history.
priceless
Back in 2004 there was a website where girls would sign up to basically say they would sleep with you if you promised to vote for Kerry.
Sometimes...I wish I had a little bit lower personal standards. :)
Yeah, 'cause four hundred leftists jacking off is going to change the world.
I thought "all sex is rape." I don't see how mass rape would help bring about "global peas." Liberal DemocRAT potheads crack me up. Always lookin' for an excuse to get naked or screw somebody over.
Because otherwise it wouldn't be worth attending.
Perhaps the left has finally come up with something with universal appeal :-)
That's not very synchronized now, is it.
Libs have been practicing solo at a rapid rate for a looong time.
The GOP has volunteered to spell them while they cool down the equipment and rest a while.
The Lib/Dems must be getting sufficient rest because they are already thinking of taxing the project.
Oooohhhh! Yes! Yes!
Ooops...I guess I was a bit premature...
Someone should point out that this is likely to be followed by a Synchronized Global Smoke Break, thereby destroying the atmosphere and killing everyone.
Oh well, it was fun.
Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass has twice the requisite capacity.
Understanding Engineers - Take Five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace.Therein lies a problem. I'm pretty sure that most moonbats think of killing things during and after orgasm - like babies and conservatives.
Your comment reminded me of a very old joke:
Q) What's the worst thing about atheism?
A) Nobody to talk to during climax.
*Ba-Dum*
Yep, I remember that. They were "doing it for their country."
Come again?
Yah, it was pretty hilarious. I can't seem to find the website now. Guess it's probably down.
I saw your thread later. Somehow I knew you'd have something hilarious to say about this one :)
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