Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know. WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction. WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy ( a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!
Our minds influence Matter and Energy fields, so by concentrating any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention will reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.
Orgasm is something just about everyone can do and enjoy. And you can orgasm by yourself or with someone else. You don't even have to tell anyone you're going to do it!
THE SCIENCE The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11, the antiwar protests and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.
It's free! It's private! It's easy! It's fun! It just might be the most important thing you could do for yourself, your family, the planet and our species.
http://www.GlobalOrgasm.org Baring Witness, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for peace and partnership
"Cindy Sheehan will be leading them."
With Cindy's looks, she's gonna need a whole lotta batteries.
and right now you're having a brain-fart.
Think of it though...you could tell your grand kids all about how you took part in the greatest wank in history.
priceless
Back in 2004 there was a website where girls would sign up to basically say they would sleep with you if you promised to vote for Kerry.
Sometimes...I wish I had a little bit lower personal standards. :)
Yeah, 'cause four hundred leftists jacking off is going to change the world.
I thought "all sex is rape." I don't see how mass rape would help bring about "global peas." Liberal DemocRAT potheads crack me up. Always lookin' for an excuse to get naked or screw somebody over.
Because otherwise it wouldn't be worth attending.
Perhaps the left has finally come up with something with universal appeal :-)
That's not very synchronized now, is it.
Libs have been practicing solo at a rapid rate for a looong time.
The GOP has volunteered to spell them while they cool down the equipment and rest a while.
The Lib/Dems must be getting sufficient rest because they are already thinking of taxing the project.
Oooohhhh! Yes! Yes!
Ooops...I guess I was a bit premature...
Someone should point out that this is likely to be followed by a Synchronized Global Smoke Break, thereby destroying the atmosphere and killing everyone.
Oh well, it was fun.
Understanding Engineers - Take Two
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass has twice the requisite capacity.
Understanding Engineers - Take Five
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace.Therein lies a problem. I'm pretty sure that most moonbats think of killing things during and after orgasm - like babies and conservatives.
Your comment reminded me of a very old joke:
Q) What's the worst thing about atheism?
A) Nobody to talk to during climax.
*Ba-Dum*
Yep, I remember that. They were "doing it for their country."
Come again?
Yah, it was pretty hilarious. I can't seem to find the website now. Guess it's probably down.
I saw your thread later. Somehow I knew you'd have something hilarious to say about this one :)
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