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Stoned Professor
columbia? ^ | Mary Jane

Posted on 10/01/2006 12:13:58 AM PDT by bad company

9/29/2006 - Recently a University of Florida professor showed up to his class stoned off his brains. The original lecture was over an hour but here's the best 4 minute segment. I have since learned that he has been placed on leave for this stellar performance.


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: baked; dontbogartthatjoint; doobiedoobiedo; fourtwenty; ohwowman; sparkaspleef
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1 posted on 10/01/2006 12:13:59 AM PDT by bad company
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach


One good ping deserves another.
FOTFLOL


2 posted on 10/01/2006 12:16:20 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: subazak

video ping


3 posted on 10/01/2006 12:16:38 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Never hurl the letter Q into a privet bush)
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To: bad company

A no-doubt intelligent but incredibly juvenile 50+ homosexual professor. Stupid and inappropriate. Maybe not worth losing a job over, but obviusly he knew he was being filmed. Very odd, but at least it wasn't an anti-Bush tirade.


4 posted on 10/01/2006 12:23:53 AM PDT by Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit (War is Peace__Freedom is Slavery__Ignorance is Strength)
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To: BigSkyFreeper


I forgot to ping you.


5 posted on 10/01/2006 12:25:11 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: bad company

Man, that was painful to watch.


6 posted on 10/01/2006 12:28:18 AM PDT by sporkweasel
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To: onyx

Talk about a baked potato with arms and legs.


7 posted on 10/01/2006 12:31:01 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: rawcatslyentist; onyx

I can't access the video. What was the dear professor's of choice?


8 posted on 10/01/2006 12:32:49 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( The Shadow of Your Smile --- Anthony Dominick Benedetto)
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To: onyx

I loaded up Bob Dylan's "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35", very appropriate music soundtrack for this short video, especially the line "Everybody let's get stoned!"


9 posted on 10/01/2006 12:34:45 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

Hilarious, huh?
What a colossal mess.


10 posted on 10/01/2006 12:34:56 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: bad company

At over $500.00 per credit hour (out of state, undergrad), I'd be feeling a bit ripped off. I wonder if this guy is tenured?


11 posted on 10/01/2006 12:37:55 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: beyond the sea


Try again. It's worth it.


12 posted on 10/01/2006 12:38:33 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: BigSkyFreeper


Yeah.
Good song.


13 posted on 10/01/2006 12:39:06 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: onyx

I'll send it to ya sometime.


14 posted on 10/01/2006 12:40:24 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper


I bet you will...lol.
Thanks.


15 posted on 10/01/2006 12:40:53 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: onyx

Dad and I were working on my radio tower out in the shop today. I had XM turned on to The 60's on 6 (all 60's music all the time). Dad was able to name every song that played. LOL


16 posted on 10/01/2006 12:42:17 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: BigSkyFreeper


You're 'chatting' again.


17 posted on 10/01/2006 12:43:35 AM PDT by onyx (1 Billion Muslims -- IF only 10% are radical, that's still 100 Million who want to kill us.)
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To: onyx
You're 'chatting' again.


18 posted on 10/01/2006 12:46:00 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: beyond the sea

I wont know till tomorrow. I am on a snail paced dial up. My ping was to a freeper friend with High Speed, capable of video.


19 posted on 10/01/2006 12:49:47 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Never hurl the letter Q into a privet bush)
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To: beyond the sea

Hope you can see it. Hilarious is an understatement.


20 posted on 10/01/2006 12:51:37 AM PDT by BigSkyFreeper (Karl Rove you magnificent bastard!)
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To: bad company
Okay.

   
                   
That means that...

   
                   
our whole solar system...

   
                   
could be, like...

   
                   
one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being.

   
                   
This is too much!

21 posted on 10/01/2006 12:52:29 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Pontiac

Bump


22 posted on 10/01/2006 12:56:34 AM PDT by Pontiac (All are worthy of freedom, none are incapable.)
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To: bad company

The video is too funny.


23 posted on 10/01/2006 1:02:23 AM PDT by indcons (FReepmail "indcons" to get on/off the Military History ping list)
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To: dfwgator

"A stoned prof. at your alma mater" ping


24 posted on 10/01/2006 1:03:07 AM PDT by indcons (FReepmail "indcons" to get on/off the Military History ping list)
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To: bad company

I once had a professor who apologized to our class, confessing that he had given us lectures while drunk. None of us had noticed. He was a brilliant guy, and apparently alcohol just slowed his speech down a bit.


25 posted on 10/01/2006 1:38:31 AM PDT by TChad
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To: TChad

I had an English Lit prof. who ranted on and on about the evils of margarine and how he only ever used butter. I'm assuming he meant in a food-like manner, but no one ever asked. He did this multiple times, and burnt up the better part of the class time doing it.


26 posted on 10/01/2006 1:52:47 AM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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To: martin_fierro
"Wow, far out man."

Liberal profs think they are brilliant because they think they can prove that the most illogical things are actually true.

Go figure.

What was his drug of choice? I cannot access the video. Fill me in a little, what was he talking about ....... please.

;-)

27 posted on 10/01/2006 2:43:02 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( The Shadow of Your Smile --- Anthony Dominick Benedetto)
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To: BigSkyFreeper

postwhore

That's what we used to call some of the sweet little hottie local girls who used to hang out down outside Fort Dix back in '69.

28 posted on 10/01/2006 2:45:54 AM PDT by beyond the sea ( The Shadow of Your Smile --- Anthony Dominick Benedetto)
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To: beyond the sea
... outside a little bar in Wrightstown ... 1965.

Man, did you just start a wave of forgotten memories.

29 posted on 10/01/2006 3:56:26 AM PDT by knarf (Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: bad company
Michael Caine did a scene like that in Educating Rita (1983).

At least the professor made some sense. I heard that Johnny Winter once arrived two hours late for a performance, sat down in his chair with his guitar, carefully set down his fifth of bourbon, and fell over sideways. Show over.

30 posted on 10/01/2006 4:29:28 AM PDT by NutCrackerBoy
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To: bad company

a 50 year old saying "Dudes!" He should be fired for that alone.


31 posted on 10/01/2006 6:18:18 AM PDT by gotribe (It's not a religion.)
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To: gotribe
50 year old saying "Dudes!" He should be fired for that alone.

I'm actually surprised to hear younger people say it. It's "like so 60's dude."

32 posted on 10/01/2006 10:04:59 AM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: sporkweasel; Republicanprofessor; Tired of Taxes
Man, that was painful to watch.

And that was only 4 minutes. Can you imagine the torture of those poor students who had to endure that for an hour? I've sat through classes equally pointless and boring and it IS torture.

33 posted on 10/01/2006 2:35:29 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: bad company

The whole class used to show up stoned back in the 70's.


34 posted on 10/01/2006 2:38:19 PM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0
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To: bad company

bump


35 posted on 10/02/2006 6:56:28 AM PDT by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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To: Shyla

bookmark


36 posted on 10/02/2006 8:23:02 AM PDT by Shyla
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