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Brad Pitt is a Genius (uses gay marriage ban as excuse to not wed Jolie)
Federal Review ^ | Saturday, September 09, 2006

Posted on 09/09/2006 1:04:09 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines

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To: Behind Liberal Lines
In fact, the article posits the very same theory.

Yeah, but who here reads the fill article? :) (just kidding)

21 posted on 09/09/2006 2:24:37 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
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To: elfman2

There is NO tatoo that is pretty...NONE...when men in the service get them I can understand, but a WOMAN???? YIKES...SKANKY....would you want a wife that had her picture taken like the one you posted??? Disgusting.


22 posted on 09/09/2006 2:27:27 PM PDT by Suzy Quzy ("When Cabals Go Kabooms"....upcoming book on Mary McCarthy's Coup-Plotters.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

The writer wasn't aware that this would only be funny if Pitt was more of a man, but in his case the joke just doesn't seem to apply.

The men that should be amused by this writer's take, are just as likely to believe that Jolie told him that.


23 posted on 09/09/2006 2:31:19 PM PDT by ansel12 (Life is exquisite... of great beauty, keenly felt.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines
I could fricken care less.
24 posted on 09/09/2006 2:36:22 PM PDT by Dallas59 (ISLAMOFASCISM!!!!)
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To: Dallas59

You cared enough to post. ;-)


25 posted on 09/09/2006 2:45:56 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: Suzy Quzy

LOL, Our tastes may vary in many ways. If my wife was as complex, gorgeous, and head strong as Angelina, I'd figure the tats went with the package.

I don't follow Hollywood and don't know much about her. As I recall she had a rough adolescents and some kind of bipolar issues. She looks interesting. Marry? Fasten those seatbelts!


26 posted on 09/09/2006 2:48:16 PM PDT by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

It seems to me to be his very best 'cover' for the likelihood that Angelina Jolie doesn't want to marry this empty fool under any circumstances.


27 posted on 09/09/2006 2:53:21 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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"It seems to me to be his very best 'cover' for the likelihood that Angelina Jolie doesn't want to marry this empty fool under any circumstances."

Good observation!


28 posted on 09/09/2006 3:09:36 PM PDT by elfman2 (An army of amateurs doing the media's job.)
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

WHAT is the attraction to Angelina Jolie?? Man, in that picture she looks like a real woof!!

In most pictures she looks like a woof.

(Okay, she has boobs & over inflated lips, but is that all men attracted too)


29 posted on 09/09/2006 3:13:54 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

The interesting part of all this, that the looks of women have nothing to do with their sexuality. None, nada, zip.

Gabor


30 posted on 09/09/2006 4:16:40 PM PDT by Casio
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Brad Pitt should march in the Gay Pride parade.


31 posted on 09/09/2006 4:53:54 PM PDT by Jorge
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

MOhammed had a 6-year old bride (who he had sex with when she turned 8) and several OTHER wives.

Muslims cannot follow the actions of their leader within the US so I think that Brad can milk this "protest" thing a lot further.

Funny how at ONE TIME he was able to get married without protest.


32 posted on 09/10/2006 1:03:47 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: Behind Liberal Lines

Are you sure he's not referring to vampires?

Jolie's a pervert, and about the ugliest excuse for a sex symbol I've ever seen. Her lips are just like Daffy Duck's....


33 posted on 09/10/2006 4:26:16 PM PDT by Imnotalib
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To: KosmicKitty
(Okay, she has boobs & over inflated lips, but is that all men attracted too)

Actually, her lips are part of what turns me off when looking at her. Throw in the tatoos(I agree with those who don't like them on women), and Angelina is a non-starter for me. What really surprises me is that Pitt dumped Jennifer Anniston for that skank.

34 posted on 09/10/2006 4:35:31 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: Suzy Quzy

Me! I've been trying to talk my wife into a tatoo for 16 straight years now. I happen to love tats on women.


35 posted on 09/10/2006 9:09:34 PM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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"WHAT is the attraction to Angelina Jolie?? "

You've got me. From my own observation, maybe 1 in 3 guys think that she's attractive, whereas around 4 of 5 women think she is.

I'm one of the 2 in 3 guys who think she's a dog.


36 posted on 09/10/2006 9:26:52 PM PDT by Ursine_East_Facing_North
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To: Ursine_East_Facing_North

Gimme Catherine Zeta Jones or Sarah Michelle Gellar over that overrated tramp any day.


37 posted on 09/10/2006 9:40:23 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: elfman2

she has HUGE ugly feet! - she has man feet!


38 posted on 09/10/2006 9:51:39 PM PDT by stlnative
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she has HUGE ugly feet! - she has man feet!

I've known women for years before I even learned that they had feet. I don't get this thread. Jolie for all her faults is smoking hot. Scratch that, she's beyond smoking hot and well into that "I'd die for a night" category. Men have given up body parts for lesser women.

39 posted on 09/11/2006 5:55:44 AM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

You really think vanilla Aniston is sexier than Jolie? Really, or are you just saying that for this thread? Aniston is marginally cute, but neuter. Physically attractive with zero sex appeal. Jolie could survive an industrial accident and still excude sex appeal from her remaining pores.


40 posted on 09/11/2006 5:57:46 AM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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