Obviously, this won't happen for a long time. Too many people in America oppose gay marriage.Posted on 09/09/2006 1:04:09 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
HOLLYWOOD--Brad Pitt has found a way to stay a bachelor forever, while still burnishing his image as a sensitive man of the new millennium.
The associated Press reports that Pitt has come up with a brilliant excuse to avoid another trip to the alter:
"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands September. 19.Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.
Obviously, this won't happen for a long time. Too many people in America oppose gay marriage.
And, even if gays are allowed to marry, siblings won't be able to. Neither will minors, or people who want to marry their pets.
Therefore, Pitt will probably never see "everyone...in the country who wants to be married...legally able" to do so in his lifetime.
As a result, Pitt can continue to shtup one of the hottest women on the planet, without having to ever marry her, and his excuse makes him look like a "social activist" in a town that values left wing politics above all other values.
Genius I tells ya. Genius.
Tell that to Our Heavenly Father in the here after...
He didn't specifically say the gay marriage ban. Do you suppose he might be holding out for multiple paretners and / or farm animals?
LOL!! Who would want to marry a girl that was TATTOOED??? YUK!!
And your just using Brad Pitt as an excuse to post Jolie pictures.
I wouldn't marry that skank either!
I couldn't agree more
In fact, the article posits the very same theory.
And if I hadn't, half the thread would be people complaining "where are the pictures?". ;-)
Definitely the "multiple partners" thing ~ she's gay, and no doubt Brad's going to want to be interested in what that drags in eh!
You are right. The way I read it, it was everyone with anyone. Throw out incest laws, age limits, and number of spouses, and yes let's include animals.
Where are the pictures?
The real reason is because of all the body and face hardware she wears.
She cannot get past a metal detector at the courthouse for the marriage license.
If THAT was the only reason the jerk won't marry the skank -- he's even stupider that I had imagined..
Plus-- who gives a shit?
Semper Fi
Advice from his lawyer and/or accountant,no doubt.
Euw yuck, not me;
I think tats generally add an interesting edge to someone who’s very pretty. But I agree that they subtract from women who struggle with femininity, hurting her after she ages, (having made tens of millions from her looks and edgy style). Poor girl.
Marriage is a vocation from God. Somehow after reading Mr. Pitt's idiotic words of widsom, I do not think he could ever live up to such a vocation.
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