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| Sully777
Posted on 09/01/2006 12:50:57 AM PDT by sully777
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To: nuke rocketeer
What does wiping your butt and the Starship Enterprise have in common?....
They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:27:03 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
222
posted on
09/01/2006 11:28:03 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Did you hear about the guy who opened a dynamite factory?..
business is booming!
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:28:46 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Two guys are trying measure a flagpole. They can't figure out how to do it.
Another fellow comes along and loosens the bolts at the base of the pole and lays it flat on the ground.
The other two look at each other. They tell the third fellow: "you idiot,we want the height,not the length!"
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:34:09 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: nuke rocketeer
Did you hear about the two gay judges?..
They tried each other.
225
posted on
09/01/2006 11:35:58 AM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: 4yearlurker
226
posted on
09/01/2006 11:46:48 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)
To: Lucky9teen
I HATE meetings.
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:48:33 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: 4yearlurker
Did you hear about the two gay judgesWhat do you call two gay guys both named Bob?
Oral Roberts
228
posted on
09/01/2006 11:48:56 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: sully777
He also has a Segway.
229
posted on
09/01/2006 11:49:46 AM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: Lucky9teen
No more friggin' meetings.
No more reading minutes for an hour.
No more endless pontificating.
No more minutae.
No more from Captain Obvious.
Not another spin on company FUBARs.
NOOOOOOOO!!!
230
posted on
09/01/2006 11:52:59 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
NOOOOOOOO!!!
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:54:00 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: 4yearlurker
An univeristy student fell in love, and dropped out of school to marry her young love. She wrote to her parents to say that she had put the heart before the course.
To: sully777
To: dead
How DARE you defile the body of Alizee in such a matter! I shall remedy this!
The only thing I don't like about her is that she makes it extremely difficult for me to dislike France.
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posted on
09/01/2006 11:58:28 AM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: 4yearlurker
Did you hear about the two gay judges? Were their names Neil and Bob, or was that, y'know, *what they did*?
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posted on
09/01/2006 12:01:32 PM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: Lucky9teen; Watery Tart; Allegra; King Prout
236
posted on
09/01/2006 12:02:02 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: nuke rocketeer
A blind man and his seeing-eye dog are waiting to cross a busy intersection. Suddenly the dog bolts out into the traffic and almost gets the blind guy killed. When they reach the other side the blind fellow reaches in his pocket for a Milk-bone to give it to his dog.
A passerby asks the blind man "why are you giving your dog a treat? He almost got you killed!"
The blind man replies " I want to see which end is his head so I can kick him in the ass."
237
posted on
09/01/2006 12:02:05 PM PDT
by
4yearlurker
(12th district Freeper.)
To: 4yearlurker
William Pitt walks past a bar.
*ba-dum TSH*
238
posted on
09/01/2006 12:03:15 PM PDT
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: sully777
239
posted on
09/01/2006 12:11:20 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)
To: sully777
Here's my personal favorite.
On the twelfth day of Ramadan, Osama gave to me:
12 Agents Sleeping
11 Egyptians missing
10 Rockets soaring
9 Land Mines exploding
8 ‘rabs Jihading
7 Anthrax Scares
6 Blue hats Cowering
5 WMD’s
4 Bombs a falling
3 French Diplomats
2 Hopeless Doves
And a Democrat in the pocket.
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