Zotted Trolls Love Socialism is the best form of government (and here why)

[NicknamedBob]

"If he keeps this up I will not let him stay up to watch the animal channel."

He's bound to learn some bad habits from that. Those meerkats are positively salacious in their behavior.

[A CA Guy]

We are both staring at some Latina lovelies on TV right now.

He has some of the burger, but now is demanding all the ice cubes from my drink.

I just know if I go use the restroom he'll probably be posting on myspace in a second.

[NicknamedBob]

I've never heard of it from dogs before, but I suppose it's possible ... do you have any insurance against identity theft?

[A CA Guy]

I think my dog has his own site and keeps spamming Jennifer Lopez.

[NicknamedBob]

For a minute there, I was really worried.

I thought you were getting ready to say Britney Spears.

I believe a snake has already laid claim on her.


Good Night, All!

[A CA Guy]

My dog seems to like Jennifer Lopez sweat, and when she howls (I mean sings), he gets all excited.

[sionnsar]

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[Irish_Thatcherite]

I know - I didn't get back to the computer, that's why! :-P

[Irish_Thatcherite]

So the gerbils are paying Anoreth rent? ;)

[Tax-chick]

You're in the wrong month. I'll talk to you in October!

[Loud Mime]

Actually, if you stretch the argument well enough, all forms of government are capitalistic. The question is, who gets the money? Under the design of socialism, the bureaucrats and government's gifted people have the great riches; the hard workers get little.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

That's ok - I've already spoken to you in October! ;)

[HKMk23]

What the government has likely done is establish a maximum alcohol-by-volume figure -- maybe 90% -- and brewers and distillers are able to legally produce anything with an abv lower than that. So, no, the poteen you could buy today isn't "the real thing", because the real thing is about 97-99% abv [on our side of the Atlantic we double the percentage and call it "proof"; 99% abv = 198 proof]. Ironically, we could probably distill it legally over here on a "not for export" basis (wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more).

[HKMk23]

Unhappy times on the Lazy P Ranch, eh?

Got 4; BTDT, so I can empathize.

[Tax-chick]

Yowza. Piddles of a puddle all over the landscape.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Of course, legal poteen is unlikey to have anti-freeze in it, either! ;)

[HKMk23]

LOL!

Yeah, but here in the U.S. it might be 15% gasoline.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

"Man, that moonshine BURNS!!" :-P

[HKMk23]

Yeah, it burns, but not well enough to run my car.

You wanna run a machine on ethanol, get a turbine; they'll pretty much take anything flammable and be fairly happy.

Of course, the sunk cost of converting a vehicle to turbine power might be a tad bit higher than the average Joe can peel off, but, with the money you'll save burning...whatever, you could see break-even in 50 years.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

With the unreliabilty of oil supplies, I'm thinking I'd break even a lot sooner! ;)