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Thank the Lord for George W. Bush and for One Zotted Troll Over Easy with Toast

Posted on 08/27/2006 7:21:10 AM PDT by a bush fan

I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Then I realize that George W. Bush is in charge, and will personally stop such things. Then I can sleep for one more night.

What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.


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1 posted on 08/27/2006 7:21:11 AM PDT by a bush fan
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To: a bush fan

Go away


2 posted on 08/27/2006 7:21:49 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Tampa Bay, Florida. Prayers for all in the storms path.)
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To: a bush fan

Thank the Lord for Moderators with large banks of capacitors.


3 posted on 08/27/2006 7:21:54 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: a bush fan

Zot!


4 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:11 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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5 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:18 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (404 Page Error Found)
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To: a bush fan

In before the zot!


6 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:26 AM PDT by RepoGirl ("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
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To: a bush fan
I quake in fear in my bed each night

Tell your momma to put in a nightlight for you.

7 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:33 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: a bush fan

Gotta say it... IBTZ


8 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:38 AM PDT by APFel (Individualism. The alpha and the omega.)
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To: a bush fan
I suppose we all will just die.

Kill yourself now and avoid the rush.

9 posted on 08/27/2006 7:22:53 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: a bush fan

How can you write this when you are so busy touching yourself.


10 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:02 AM PDT by badpacifist ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato)
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To: a bush fan

I know...We'll just keep him on as King!


11 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:03 AM PDT by digger48
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To: a bush fan

Bartender....Ill have what he's having.


12 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:16 AM PDT by DainBramage
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To: a bush fan

You need to get a grip on yourself. You sound like a cowardly moonbat.


13 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:16 AM PDT by avacado
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To: a bush fan
What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

Don't be skeered. The country will just elect another warrior.

14 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:31 AM PDT by Dark Skies
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To: a bush fan

Ack! Ack, Ack!!

15 posted on 08/27/2006 7:23:51 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: avacado
You need to get a grip on yourself.

I think it already has.....

16 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:05 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (Tampa Bay, Florida. Prayers for all in the storms path.)
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To: a bush fan
a bush fan

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17 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:18 AM PDT by digger48
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To: a bush fan
HERE IT COMES...

YOU LOSER!!! BWAA HAAA HAAA!

Welcome to FR indeed...:)

18 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:23 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: a bush fan
What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

Don't wait! Do it now!

19 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:25 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: a bush fan

You quake and shiver.....

Yep, I've been told that withdrawal is a bitch.....


20 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:27 AM PDT by deport
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To: a bush fan

I like your moniker, but I hope you're male.


21 posted on 08/27/2006 7:24:57 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: tiredoflaundry

Not to worry, ABF ... the Presidency will remain in safe, Republican hands.


22 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:10 AM PDT by AngrySpud (Behold, I am The Anti-Crust ... Anti-Hillary)
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To: a bush fan
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23 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:49 AM PDT by digger48
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To: a bush fan

Drat! Missed another IBTZ :-(


24 posted on 08/27/2006 7:25:57 AM PDT by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: badpacifist

It obviously has practice with on handed keyboarding...Why I could not guess.


25 posted on 08/27/2006 7:26:07 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: a bush fan
I quake in fear in my bed each night,

Not only are you a lame troll but you're a neurotic coward. IBTZ

26 posted on 08/27/2006 7:26:21 AM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
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To: A message

IBTZ


27 posted on 08/27/2006 7:27:47 AM PDT by HelloooClareece ("We make war that we may live in peace". Aristotle)
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To: a bush fan

Don't worry - since he was "Selected Not Elected," he's still eligible for another two terms!


28 posted on 08/27/2006 7:27:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: a bush fan
MODS, please don't pull the thread. Let the Viking Kittens play with their food.


29 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:15 AM PDT by Condor51 (Better to fight for something than live for nothing - Gen. George S. Patton)
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To: 1rudeboy
"...I like your moniker, but I hope you're male...."

Given the predilectons of many of the moonbat left...that is not a fait accompli.

30 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:40 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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To: a bush fan
We survived a dope-smoking, draft-dodging, corrupt, pathologically lying, impeached rapist who behaved like an ostrich in the face of Islamic terrorism for eight years, so I'm quite sure we'll survive the absence of President Bush.

But I will miss the entertainment value he's provided by tormenting intellectual lightweights and America haters.

31 posted on 08/27/2006 7:29:48 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hai Yah!

32 posted on 08/27/2006 7:30:04 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper (It looks like one of those days when one nuke is just not enough-- Lt. Col. Mitchell, SG-1)
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To: badpacifist
How can you write this when you are so busy touching yourself.

ROTFL!!

33 posted on 08/27/2006 7:30:43 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: digger48
Actually, since Dubya stole the elections in 2000 and 2004, he'll be able to run in 2008 and 2012!

By then our little friend might even be able to vote!!

34 posted on 08/27/2006 7:31:44 AM PDT by Coop (No, there are no @!%$&#*! polls on Irey vs. Murtha!)
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To: a bush fan
"..blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide...."

And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

35 posted on 08/27/2006 7:32:38 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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And that is worse than your needing a bottle of hyrogen peroxide to enable you to blow something else up???

He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

36 posted on 08/27/2006 7:33:58 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: a bush fan
I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

Actually, it's spelled mooselim

37 posted on 08/27/2006 7:34:49 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 ("Conspiracy theories are the products of feeble minds." - A. Horvet)
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To: dirtboy

LOL!!!!!

THAT'S gonna leave a mark!


38 posted on 08/27/2006 7:34:58 AM PDT by rlmorel (Islamofacism: It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out. Or chops off a head.)
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He's still recovering from the time he tried to bleach his hair with Clorox.

his pubic hair, that is

39 posted on 08/27/2006 7:35:49 AM PDT by digger48
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his pubic hair, that is

Nah, with those he tried to be a metrosexual and shave them off. With a straight razor.

40 posted on 08/27/2006 7:36:48 AM PDT by dirtboy (This tagline has been photoshopped)
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To: a bush fan

What wll we ever do when he leaves office?

Get on with the war.


I suppose we all will just die.

No.


41 posted on 08/27/2006 7:39:15 AM PDT by Valin (http://www.irey.com/)
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Say ello to my leetle frien!

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42 posted on 08/27/2006 7:45:26 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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One way to get rid of those little parasites he picked up hanging around Reststop Restrooms


43 posted on 08/27/2006 7:49:46 AM PDT by digger48
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44 posted on 08/27/2006 7:53:31 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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What wll we ever do when he leaves office? I suppose we all will just die.

After you, please.

45 posted on 08/27/2006 7:55:56 AM PDT by Rocko (Lamont is gonna be pounded like a cheap cutlet.)
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To: Condor51

Dear Mr/Mrs Zotted:

Like a kid that crank calls a pizza to their neighbor, you felt the urge to anonymously create some low-level nuisance and then sit nearby and watch.

Why can't just one of you trolls post a screed that makes your point beyond a five year old level? That has some points, some facts with links, something?

Oh I know you do it out of peace and love and just want to nudge us Freepers to some mythical utopia where all is well, no conflicts exist, no one goes unfed, no one uses guns yada yada yada.

Well it's all a fantasy. So just go out to yout local bar and discuss with your friends how unjust it is that some people don't have enough to make ends meet and that someone should do something about it then spend $25 on beers, $7 for a sub afterwards, smoke $10 worth of weed, have sex with some chick named Tofu and wake up with a hangover and convince yourself once again that your dishwashing job is beneath you and you deserve more and life has dealt you a bad hand (runon sentence intended)

Hypocrite.


46 posted on 08/27/2006 7:58:24 AM PDT by torchthemummy (Abortion: One Dead, One Wounded)
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"I quake in fear in my bed each night, shivering with the thought that a Mooooslim is about to blow me up with a bottle of hydrogen peroxide."

I'm guessing Cartoon Network's Rocky and Bullwinkle marathon was too much for you. You shouldn't watch so much cable.

47 posted on 08/27/2006 8:03:13 AM PDT by Rocko (Lamont is gonna be pounded like a cheap cutlet.)
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You go first.


48 posted on 08/27/2006 8:04:33 AM PDT by beckysueb (KOmmies are really nothing but DUmmies with better PR.)
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49 posted on 08/27/2006 8:18:01 AM PDT by wildehunt (I told them they'd need horses...)
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To: a bush fan

50 posted on 08/27/2006 8:20:46 AM PDT by Malsua
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