Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.
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To: HHKrepublican_2
How'd ya like to have THAT job!!!?
27 posted on
08/25/2006 11:54:45 AM PDT by
The G Man
(The NY Times did "great harm to the United States" - President George W. Bush 6/26/06)
To: HHKrepublican_2
I don't even have to get in the cold water anymore.
There are broken hearted women all over America now.
"Ah yes, I re-member it well".
28 posted on
08/25/2006 11:55:21 AM PDT by
garyhope
(It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Oh please, now capitalism is to blame for the size of polar bears' cranks? What next?
29 posted on
08/25/2006 11:55:32 AM PDT by
MikeA
(Not voting out of anger in November is a vote for Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who ever thought to do this kind of study needs to see a shrink!
Was someone observing the polar bears butts and said, "gee - the polar bears' testicles appear much smaller than they have in years past. I think we should do a study on that to find out why."
???
WEIRD.
To: HHKrepublican_2
Great. Now liberalism is spreading to Polar Bears too...
32 posted on
08/25/2006 11:56:07 AM PDT by
Sofa King
(A wise man uses compromise as an alternative to defeat. A fool uses it as an alternative to victory.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out. Somebody in the copy room was having fun with this one...
To: HHKrepublican_2
Measurements performed by Timothy "Scars" Treadwell.
38 posted on
08/25/2006 11:58:51 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Must be the arctic version of the croc hunter doing the "research". Coming soon to the discovery channel, "The bear ball buster".
39 posted on
08/25/2006 11:58:54 AM PDT by
saganite
(Billions and billions and billions-------and that's just the NASA budget!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
To: HHKrepublican_2
posted... like last tuesday
41 posted on
08/25/2006 11:59:35 AM PDT by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: HHKrepublican_2
I could probably have gotten through the week without knowing this!
42 posted on
08/25/2006 12:00:31 PM PDT by
Tokra
(I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Timothy "Scars" Treadwell begins his first attempt to measure Polar Penii.
44 posted on
08/25/2006 12:01:25 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
"One evening a bear came just next to us in the night when we were doing the toilette," Sonne recalled.
It was just studying if humans Genitals are shrinking
45 posted on
08/25/2006 12:01:38 PM PDT by
20yearvet
(they yell for more tests as long as its your money)
To: HHKrepublican_2
It must be the cold hands of the scientist!
46 posted on
08/25/2006 12:02:07 PM PDT by
Lando Lincoln
(For what cause would a liberal go to war? (Revolutions don't count))
To: HHKrepublican_2
47 posted on
08/25/2006 12:02:27 PM PDT by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: HHKrepublican_2
In other news female polar bears are on suicide watch!
49 posted on
08/25/2006 12:04:15 PM PDT by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who's got the patent on the polar bear penis pump?
51 posted on
08/25/2006 12:06:07 PM PDT by
CFC__VRWC
(AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - Don't liberals just kill ya?)
To: HHKrepublican_2
To a rational person the shrinkage is apparently due to too much exposure of the genitals to much colder water temperatures. Fear not, for polar bear genitals will be restored to normal size once the ice age is overcome by global warming, several eons from now. In the meantime the
the polar bear dudes will just have to do what we human guys do; convince the gals that (-----)that much = 1 foot.
52 posted on
08/25/2006 12:11:09 PM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(But who or what can check or balance our appointed for life,by Hezbocrats, Hezbojudiciary?)
To: HHKrepublican_2
From boneroom.com:
"Bacula
One of our most frequently asked questions here at The Bone Room is: What is a bacula? A baculum (the singular form, latin for "stick") is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. And no, we don't have one. Humans are one of the few mammals that lack this bone. These dense bones are uniquely shaped for each species and often aid in the classification of otherwise similar species."
54 posted on
08/25/2006 12:13:04 PM PDT by
Old Professer
(The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, and writes again.)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Son, I'm so glad you finally got a job. Now tell your Mom and I exactly what a polar bear fluffer does!
55 posted on
08/25/2006 12:14:08 PM PDT by
TC Rider
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