I say "Religion of Denim and Baked Goods" my aunt fanny!
Posted on 08/24/2006 7:29:56 AM PDT by genefromjersey
New TSA Policy : Amish to be Selected for Extra Scrutiny
Washington : In response to recent complaints by CAIR and other Muslim groups,the TSA has decided to make a dramatic shift in its screening policies.
According to Haye Bin Dover, the agency’s newly-appointed Special Deputy for Political Correctness and Dhimmitude , TSA screeners will now select Amish air travelers for extra scrutiny.
“They have these funny little chin beards “, Mr. Bin Dover said disapprovingly. “The men could stand a good shave too.”
“These Amish speak some sort of “Pennsylvania Dutch” . If our friends from the Hamburg Cell have trouble understanding them , how are we supposed to make heads or tails out of what they’re saying ?”
“For all we know, they could be plotting to smuggle scrapple – or “shoo –fly pies” aboard our aircraft . They are a very devious people !”
Asked if there were really that many “Flying Amish” , Special Deputy Bin Dover shrugged. “ Nobody knows for sure; but we’ve appointed a blue ribbon multi-million dollar taskforce to study the problem ,and should have some clear answers in a year or two.”
“These days, you just can’t be too careful !”
Funny spoof!
Mennonites are a more radical sect: Here is a quote from one of their leaders after a barn-raising, "One day blue denim anabaptists will rule the world!"
Shocking!
Scrapple, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Amish sighting in DEARBORN!
I was at the Henry Ford Museum a couple of weeks ago, there was a whole tour group there. They were making the Muslim visitors nervous.
They probably were there to steal the schematics for that prototype newfangled horseless carriage the Model T.
ROTLOL...
...clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop *BANG!* clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop...
[Amish drive-by shooting.]
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