Judge Given 4 Years In Penis Pump Case (Comments Welcomed)

WRAL.COM ^ | UPDATED: 2:33 pm EDT August 18, 2006 | AP

[RSmithOpt]

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[RSmithOpt]

Judge Given 4 Years In Penis Pump Case

[July 4th]

Nice to see that the jury had a handle on the situation.

[CAWats]

Can we pump WRAL for more information?

[peyton randolph]

Here comes the judge...

Wasn't banging his gavel...

[dinoparty]

The judge was getting a little cocky, IMHO.

[edpc]

This story seems a little over-inflated.

[WakeUpAndVote]

I'm glad to see they got a handle on this.

[cjshapi]

Bet a bunch of weenies comment on this case.

[weegee]

This thread will self destruct in 15 posts...

[andy58-in-nh]

Pretty stiff sentence, if you ask me.

[MediaMole]

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

[4yearlurker]

Upon sentencing the judge remarked "This sucks!"

[ncountylee]

Needs to be stripped of his bloated pension too.

[randita]

All you have to do to know it's Friday is to read the FR threads today. Every other one is hilarious.

[RexBeach]

I hope he gets a stiff sentence.

[dirtboy]

Justice is blind.

[DainBramage]

All in vein.

[xsmommy]

weren't you the penis pump fan? i mean the penis pump CASE fan??? ; )

[dinoparty]

Perhaps they will put him in Master Bader's cell.

[Always Right]

I am glad to see the Judge did not get off.

[WakeUpAndVote]

They rose to the situation.

[nuconvert]

I was hoping I wouldn't have to think about this judge ever again

[dirtboy]

"Baliff, whack his pee-pee!"

[weegee]

I'm going to have to leave this thread alone. I had to stifle a laugh on that one and I'm at the office...

[RSmithOpt]

Guess the joke's on the judge. What a lame explanation. Looks like his career has gone to hell in a bench basket case.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

A STIFF penalty worthy of the crime!

[avacado]

Enough of this small talk! Does the contraption work or not!?

[sportutegrl]

Looks like a good Friday Silliness Thread.

[Dinsdale]

And hopefully have to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

[TexasCajun]

Judge convicted without hard evidence!

[Drango]

Won't stand up in court.

[RSmithOpt]

Good one!!1 LOL!!

[ozzymandus]

One year per inch?

[Lazamataz]

Bet a bunch of weenies comment on this case.

Your nuts.

[TommyDale]

Did you think they would let this jerk off?

[Lonely Bull]

Judge Given 4 Years In Penis Pump Case

I've heard of innovative solutions for jail overcrowding, but this is ridiculous!

[WakeUpAndVote]

I bet the DA is swelling with pride.

[Spiff]

It's not the length of the 4 year sentence, it's how they use it.

[Polyxene]

Wee Willie Winkie and the Judge

[lilylangtree]

Mechanical Monica at work!

[notigar]

He must feel deflated.

[johnny7]

Yeah... but I bet the trial was a draining experience.

[Jonah Hex]

He blew it.

[CAWats]

The judge seemed to think so.

[evets]

[lesser_satan]

Penis Pump Prosecution Ping!

[andy58-in-nh]

Did you think they would let this jerk off?

Not before justice was handed down.

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#20

"I am glad to see the Judge did not get off."

LMAO!

[RSmithOpt]

OK forgive me for being a little cocky and all, folks, but I figured Pissant shouldn't get all the lewdness fame. I was taught to share the load and spread the wealth.

I've been kinda hooked like some folks on ET when it comes to weirdos sitting on the bench. Equates to letting the snakes guard the chicken eggs.

[jaydubya2]

Too bad, I heared his career was up and coming.