Posted on 07/23/2006 1:52:04 PM PDT by girlangler
http://home.nycap.rr.com/useless/headless_chicken/
Mike the headless chicken.
My dad as a kid saved a chicken that had gotten his throat lacerated in the barbed wire.
Sewed it up with regular household needle and thread.
The cat followed me out to the mailbox. I live on a dirt road with a 20 mph speed limit. I was walking back towards the house when she came by driving atleast 35 mph. The cat was within 18" of the mailbox. Her house is two houses down at the end of the street. She was driving a Neon.
Hungry cat...
The legacy of Walt Disney continues...
The detective didn’t know whether the first aid responders were locals, but speculated that they were “probably from Portland or somewhere.”
LOL...no kidding!
ROTFLMAO!
OK, thread hijack time.
When they introduced the doctors on the show, what did F.A.C.S. mean after MD?
Modern healthcare
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The first is a Golden Retriever.
The second is a Senior Citizen
Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl. If you don't want that roadkill, I call dibs on it.
How far had the disection gone?
Ever hear of chronic wasting disease, same as mad cow disease? Deer are infested with it.
"...giving CPR in certain circumstances..."
My vet did it when he was gelding a $10K stud I owned. Traveler must have liked his touch. He came back from the light. Vet had a $10K smile on his face, also.
Age is a number
Immaturity is a Lifestyle :)
[Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Daryl, and my other brother Daryl. If you don't want that roadkill, I call dibs on it.]
You are closer than you realize. When he described the pickup truck as bright orange plus some other distinguishing features, I recognized the two guys who were local brothers (fraternal twins) and something of town characters.
[Vet had a $10K smile on his face, also.]
I suspect his bill approximated this amount, too.
:^)
Creuzfeld-Jacobs disease. Yes, I have heard of it.
I got about 10 years on you.
The best show EVER.
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