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Hot Dog Mailed For More Than 50 Years
WUSA9.com ^ | 07/11/2006 | WUSA9.com

Posted on 07/12/2006 1:01:45 PM PDT by kenth

KEENESBURG, Co. (KUSA) - "I don’t know what made me do it. The devil I guess," she said.

Flora’s sister, Rose, found the hot dog when she opened the suitcase back up in Idaho, where she lived at the time.

"She mailed it back to me telling me to keep my garbage at home," said Flora.

The game was on.

In the years that followed, Flora would find a way to sneak the hot dog back into Rose’s life. And Rose would find another way to sneak it back to Flora.

"I found it under my pillow once, I found it in between the drapes and once I found it in the kitchen drawer," said Flora.

Flora still has that hot dog. It looks just about as disgusting as you might expect. Yet, earlier this year, Flora’s sister, best friend, and victim of her continuous pranks, lost her battle with cancer.

Flora says she misses her friend, and even though it’s difficult to look at, she’ll still show you the hot dog and tell you the story behind it.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: goodeats; hotdog; sick
I briefly considered adding the topic 'Antrax Scare'.
1 posted on 07/12/2006 1:01:47 PM PDT by kenth
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To: kenth

Slip it into the coffin at the services, then she'll get the last laugh.


2 posted on 07/12/2006 1:03:09 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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To: kenth

3 posted on 07/12/2006 1:06:05 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: kenth

Sounds like the game my dad and uncle have been playing for the last 20 years. They've been stealing a little stone alligator from each other everytime they get the chance.


4 posted on 07/12/2006 1:06:20 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
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To: theophilusscribe

Yep! I'd say that's just about right for a 50 year old 'hotdog'!

:0)


5 posted on 07/12/2006 1:07:19 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: kenth

If I were Flora I would have thrown it into Rose's casket when I had the chance.


6 posted on 07/12/2006 1:11:23 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Yo-Yo

my thoughts exactly


7 posted on 07/12/2006 1:15:51 PM PDT by grame
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To: Lunatic Fringe
Slip it into the coffin at the services, then she'll get the last laugh.

What if she did that and it showed back up. That would be spooky.

8 posted on 07/12/2006 1:20:51 PM PDT by TruthFactor (The Death of Nations... pornography,homosexuality,abortion)
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To: kenth

She could sell it at Apu's to Homer. (drooling noises)


9 posted on 07/12/2006 1:24:45 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: TruthFactor

had i been one to see it in the casket, i'm the type of person who'd have grabbed it and sent it back.. return address "Heaven" :)


10 posted on 07/12/2006 1:45:04 PM PDT by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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To: Bigh4u2
Apparently, it's just one of those things that does not get better with age. LOL! :o)
11 posted on 07/12/2006 2:21:55 PM PDT by theophilusscribe
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To: TruthFactor
What if she did that and it showed back up. That would be spooky.

Don't the funeral directors clear everything out of a coffin anyways? Can you imagine a week after the service the director goes: "Here are a few items left for your sister."

12 posted on 07/12/2006 2:40:48 PM PDT by Lunatic Fringe (Man Law: You Poke It, You Own It)
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To: kenth
Hey we do the same thing with fruitcake in our neighborhood although we do not mail it.

It begins 12 days before Christmas. Whoever had the fruitcake takes it to a neighbor and leaves it at the door. Whoever has the fruitcake at 12 midnight on Christmas Eve has to keep it until the next year.

Coming home from midnight mass this year I found it on my steps.

13 posted on 07/12/2006 2:44:25 PM PDT by mware (Americans in armchairs doing the job of the media.)
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To: theophilusscribe

That looks like Mr. Hanky from 'South Park'


14 posted on 07/12/2006 5:47:09 PM PDT by frankiep (I respect Islamofacists more than the American left - at least they ADMIT that they hate the US.)
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To: cripplecreek
Sounds like the game my dad and uncle have been playing for the last 20 years. They've been stealing a little stone alligator from each other everytime they get the chance.

Spunds similar to a family game of mine, excapt with beers. Someone bought "Beer" brand beer from a military PX and has been passing it around at parties. I have wisely avoided it thus far but fear I will one day be drunk enough to drink one. I've heard the generics are the worst.

15 posted on 07/12/2006 10:22:59 PM PDT by youthgonewild
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