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Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard (Krazey Kool-Aide Komedy Komments)

Posted on 02/22/2006 8:06:00 PM PST by SandRat

Bush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard

Minorities Hit Hardest by Brian Williams NBC 02/12/06 As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.

Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum, so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm, lay in stores undelivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my danged lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room.

"Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious, just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty.

Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamorous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms.

"The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that.

More breaking news......

Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

I demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY KNEW IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the N.E. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration people under oath.

I'll bet that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her home to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blizzard; bush; coast; east; fails; prevent

1 posted on 02/22/2006 8:06:03 PM PST by SandRat
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To: 2LT Radix jr; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 80 Square Miles; A Ruckus of Dogs; acad1228; AirForceMom; ..

Enjoy a few laughs.


2 posted on 02/22/2006 8:06:26 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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To: SandRat

Why is snow always white?


3 posted on 02/22/2006 8:10:54 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
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To: SandRat

Every news commentator, both foreign and domestic, has renewed criticism of Bush for not single-handedly overcoming senate rejection of the Kyoto protocol.


4 posted on 02/22/2006 8:11:41 PM PST by ClaireSolt (.)
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To: ClaireSolt
Wondered just how long the WH could keep this story quiet? Maybe now you sheep will start wondering about why the Cheney shooting story was handled so late. It was BWB`s cover, you dumbies.
5 posted on 02/22/2006 8:41:40 PM PST by bybybill (If the Rats win, we are doomed)
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To: SandRat
As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida.

The need is clear for temporary H1-B guest snow removal personnel. Plowing the snow Americans refuse to plow.

6 posted on 02/22/2006 9:50:33 PM PST by Euro-American Scum (A poverty-stricken middle class must be a disarmed middle class)
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To: SandRat

BTTT


7 posted on 02/23/2006 3:01:12 AM PST by E.G.C.
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To: TASMANIANRED
Why is snow always white?

It's not, but the white snow is the only snow you should consider eating...Unless you have a preference for lemon and/or chocolate show.

8 posted on 02/23/2006 10:12:26 AM PST by Living Free in NH
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To: Living Free in NH

Now that is funny.


9 posted on 02/23/2006 10:13:40 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
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To: SandRat
Al Sharpton wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

They had brown snow in Denver the other day. And where I live, it is white the first day, tan the second, and black by the end of the week.

10 posted on 02/27/2006 3:56:28 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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