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TV's Aryan Sisterhood - Blonde Humor
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| Feb. 21, 2006
| Jack Shafer
Posted on 02/22/2006 5:13:00 AM PST by Loud Mime
They know only one hair color: blonder!
The proliferation of TV blondes will come as news only to the blind and those who have killed their televisions. Halos of honeydew yellow, strident gold, and silver birch radiate on the morning news shows, the afternoon gab slots, the business news on CNBC, prime time, and the overnight newsreader desks.
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TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: blondes; newsbabes; ritacrosbyhuskyvoice
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posted on
02/22/2006 5:13:00 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
To: Loud Mime
Ok, but when they get the least bit stale, or their plastic surgery too obvious, or gain ten pounds--send them packing.
2
posted on
02/22/2006 5:17:10 AM PST
by
Mamzelle
To: Mamzelle
.....after returning to their natural hair color.
3
posted on
02/22/2006 5:17:48 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
To: Loud Mime
4
posted on
02/22/2006 5:18:49 AM PST
by
sauropod
("All you get is controversy, crap and confusion." Alan Simpson defining the WH Pimp Corps.)
To: pissant
From the article: How big are Fox lips? When Rita Cosby switched from Fox to MSNBC, a construction crane was called in to move hers, which resemble a pair of oily, red eels mating angrily.
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posted on
02/22/2006 5:20:25 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
To: Loud Mime
LOL! I was watching her recently and became grossly distracted by her lips which looked like big red gummi worms come to life.
6
posted on
02/22/2006 5:23:06 AM PST
by
meowmeow
(This tagline left intentionally blank.)
To: Loud Mime
Sounds a lot like blonde envy. They even cite Campbell Brown even though she's not a blonde but they put her in blonde hair and then pick on her.
Funny, no mention of all the asian women.
7
posted on
02/22/2006 5:27:35 AM PST
by
raybbr
(ANWR is a barren, frozen wasteland - like the mind of a democrat!)
To: Loud Mime
Heeheehee, OMG! Yes, and if the suits could get away with it, we'd see Latinas, Asians, and Black women with suicide blonde hair. Ridiculous, isn't it?
Oily red eels, angrily mating, oh my sides! Thank you for my first laugh of the day :-D
8
posted on
02/22/2006 5:28:05 AM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Support the fence....grow a Victory Garden!)
To: Loud Mime
Never noticed any of this since I don't watch ANY news broadcast on ANY channel.
9
posted on
02/22/2006 5:30:07 AM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Funny how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather...)
To: Loud Mime
Megyn Kendall is the only one who matters.
http://www.gogomag.com/cgi-bin/tvheads_viewer.pl?tvheads48048&48048&Megyn
10
posted on
02/22/2006 5:30:13 AM PST
by
beyond the sea
(Alan Simpson: "All you get is controversy, crap, and confusion from the media.")
To: Loud Mime
Blondes? Not in Baltimore!
Most newsreaders here (male or female) are black.
11
posted on
02/22/2006 5:34:18 AM PST
by
RebelBanker
(If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
To: Ouderkirk
Never noticed any of this since I don't watch ANY news broadcast on ANY channel. They've been recruiting blondes for radio too. /sarc
12
posted on
02/22/2006 5:38:58 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
To: beyond the sea
Naw...she's just an old plain Jane.....
13
posted on
02/22/2006 5:42:28 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
To: Loud Mime
Actually, the "periodc table" posted in the slide show demonstrates that fewer than half of the female talking heads are blonde.
For my part, I married a natural blonde, and got rid of my TV. Better deal all around!
14
posted on
02/22/2006 5:44:42 AM PST
by
sittnick
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: Loud Mime
Rita Cosby has a great face for radio....LOL
15
posted on
02/22/2006 6:19:39 AM PST
by
Ouderkirk
(Funny how death and destruction seems to happen wherever Muslims gather...)
To: Loud Mime
Blonde = Arayan(?)
of course the Arayan is a Nazi reference implying that blondes are nazis and therefore evil.
but to portray all blondes as Arayan is a tad racist, isn't it?
16
posted on
02/22/2006 6:21:19 AM PST
by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: Loud Mime
The "Aryans" had absolutely no blonde women.
17
posted on
02/22/2006 6:21:28 AM PST
by
Lekker 1
("Computers in the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes..." - Popular Mechanics, March 1949)
To: camle
I agree with you on the dislike of the term...but it's a strange attempt at humor.
18
posted on
02/22/2006 6:24:15 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
To: Loud Mime
Rita is worthless. But this gal......ahhhhh.
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posted on
02/22/2006 6:30:46 AM PST
by
pissant
To: pissant
It needed a bit of enhancement. Darn, I worked with Laura Ingraham for a day, I'd love to work with Laurie.
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posted on
02/22/2006 11:15:59 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Republicans protect Americans from terrorists, Democrats protect terrorists from Americans)
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