Chuck Norris facts

YTMND ^ | January 21 2006 | hockeyham

[M203M4]

Some facts about Chuck Norris (humor).

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[M203M4]

Tennis and taxes for the win.

[al baby]

He is a notorious cross dresser

[pcottraux]

THat was funny.

[Red6]

Oh that's funny! lol

Red6

[Vor Lady]

Chuck Norris ping!

[M203M4]

Washington Post article on these and other Chuck Norris "facts".

From the article:

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

Chuck Norris does not go hunting because "hunting" implies a chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

[mcenedo]

I consider Chuck Norris to be the greatest comedic actor of all time.

His series "Walker - Texas Ranger" was a classic. You couldnever tell from one week to the next what Chuck would be. One week, rodeo star - next week, race car driver - next week, ace pilot.

Chuck can do it ALL.

(How come no matter how many times Chuck kicks someone in the face, they don't bleed?)

[LongElegantLegs]

CHUCK NORRIS!!

[Oztrich Boy]

Walker - Texas Ranger "The wedding episode" was a classic

[mcenedo]

Chuck was sooooo romantic.

[martin_fierro]

Chuck Ping.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Chuck Norris facts

Bruce Lee kicked his ass.

[Defiant]

Posted many times here, and debunked. Chuck didn't say them. But he approves of the sentiment of most of them.