[HairOfTheDog]

Well, hmmmmm....

I think you're gonna have to tell me the joke. I can't place that punch line in any jokes I know :~D

[AnAmericanMother]

Three guys die and go to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the gate and tells them that heaven is full for the time being, they're gonna have to wait. But as a consolation prize, they can go back to earth and be anything they want.

First guy says, "I want to be a millionaire playboy." Poof! Off he goes to Monaco.

Second guy says, "I want to be a race car driver." Poof! Off he goes to Watkins Glen.

Third guy grins and says, "I want to be a stud!"

Poof! . . . he's a two by four in Kansas City.