First guy says, "I want to be a millionaire playboy." Poof! Off he goes to Monaco.
Second guy says, "I want to be a race car driver." Poof! Off he goes to Watkins Glen.
Third guy grins and says, "I want to be a stud!"
Poof! . . . he's a two by four in Kansas City.
~chuckling~
Ok, I'll give you that one. Pretty good. :-)